Bear


Great Pyrenees
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Home:Hampstead, MD  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 5 Years   Sex: Male   Weight: 51-100 lbs

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Nicknames:
Bubs, Bubbies, Big Fat Head

Doggie Dynamics:
 Energy 
sleepyenergetic
 
 Intelligence 
sillygenius
 
 Friendliness 
aggressiveaffectionate
 
 Playfulness 
not playfulvery playful
 
 Disposition 
anxiouscalm
 

Sun Sign:
Quick Bio:
-purebred-pound dog

Birthday:
September 12th 2008

Likes:
Doing the opposite of what the humans want

Pet-Peeves:
Squirrels and rabbits

Favorite Toy:
Whatever I can chew into a million bits, and I can do it in 30 seconds or less, guaranteed!

Favorite Food:
Peanut butter

Favorite Walk:
Petsmart!

Best Tricks:
Tricks? Tricks are beneath me!

Arrival Story:
Bear was posted on petfinder as being available from a shelter in Alabama the week of Halloween 2008. We took our daughter trick or treating, dropped her off at her grandparents and left on the 13 hour trip to the shelter at 8 p.m., arriving there exactly at 9 a.m. the next morning. Frequent puppy pee breaks on the way home meant we didn't arrive back until 3 a.m. the following day. All in all it took us 31 hours, half a dozen tanks of gas, broke the cruise control and melted one headlight harness!

The Groups I'm In:
(x/Xx)Proud Pyreneans(x/Xx), Great Pyrenees from around the globe, Purely Pyrs, PYRsonality

I've Been On Dogster Since:
January 12th 2010 More than 4 years!

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Dogster Id:
1089080


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Bears plan to dominate the world


Master Plan Sub section 4: Recruitment

February 5th 2010 7:46 pm
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The humans decided it would be a good idea to take me to a "World of Pets Expo" to socialize with some other dogs.

Suckers.

Little did they know I was recruiting for the cause the whole time. The female humans in particular can't seem to resist me, there must have been hundreds of them coming up wanted to hug and kiss and pet me. So I let them, and just gave a wink to their dogs to see if they were in. I think I recruited at least 50. My male human was none the wiser, he was too busy ogling the cute ones.

I also saw two massive Great Danes who would make good muscle. I walked right up and stuck my nose in their butts, they seemed very hardy stock. It also let them know I'm the boss.

There was also a pony, and some goats there. The pony was intriguing, we sniffed at each other a bit but then he just went back to chewing hay. I did have a difficult time resisting my instincts to guard the goats however.

All in all it was a successful day.

 

Master Plan Subsection 1a-2: Obtain control of the nip to- brainwash the cats.

January 17th 2010 10:51 am
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I had a brilliant idea today. I've been noticing how helpless the cats are when under the influence of this "nip". I have been looking for the opportunity to come into posession of some, then I will be able to befriend the cat, which will make my journal entries easier.

Yesterday the female human brought home a fresh bag of nip. My chance had arrived!

I waited until she put the bag down, then I distracted her by grabbing something off the counter. She chased me around and I dropped it, but slyly grabbed the nip bag without her noticing.

Later on while the humans were watching their brain dulling box they call television, I snuck into the bedroom and tore open the baggie. I spread the nip all over the bed, and rolled in it, then went out to find the cats.

The fat lazy white cat got a whiff and followed me into the room where he promptly rolled in the nip. Unfortunately he's as dull as a ten year old razor, and too lazy to be of any help. Then the female cat came in and started rolling in the nip too. I figured this was the chance, and I started playing with her. She warmed up to me a little before being totally incapacitated by the nip.

Unfortunately the humans noticed the nip in my fir and quickly discovered what I had done. They scolded me, but I don't think they've caught on to what I had done.

I slunk out and laid under the table, and to my surprise the female cat came out too and rubbed on me.

My plan is working...

 

Master Plan Subsection 2A-1: Mind Control Lasers

January 12th 2010 10:13 pm
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The humans are away, I must quickly journal what I've witnessed so I don't forget.

I believe the humans have their own world domination agenda, and the terror that I've witnessed here tonight is the only proof I need. Not only must I dominate the world to cure my own boredom, but I must also save the world from these sinister humans!

The humans have a mind control laser device.

They point it around the floor, and the cats go berzerk. They can completely control the cats. It doesn't matter what state of mind the cats are in, when they use the device the cats will completely submit to the humans control. The cats will even climb walls and pounce each other under the spell of this evil invention.

To make matters worse, I also see the humans have begun to experiment with some sort of "nip" substance. They give it to the cats, who subsequently seem to be having some sort of hallucinations. When used in conjunction with this nip, the mind control laser device is an implement of pure evil.

The humans even have the nerve to laugh directly at the cats while controlling them.

Even I have trouble resisting this insidious apparatus. Fortunately my breed's stubbornness afforded me the ability to foil the red dot's direct commands.

However, to gain access to the laser I might have to fake it and play along...

 
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