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A Beagle Named Daisy

Another day...

Today I mostly lied around and slept and watched my mommy. Eventually she left the house. I waited for her to come home, and finally she did! I gave her big lovins, as usual, and she smelled like food. I wonder what she does while she's gone. She chased me around the house a little, but I got tired quickly. I'm just a lazy dog. Life is good.

boy do i love getting into garbage!

i had been keeping my eye on that paper sack full of goodness they call garbage. to me it's treasure. finally. everyone was occupied with something else. my mommy and the one they call brad were out of the house. the older ones were in the other room watching that big noisy box. i sniffed the paper bag. ohhh boy. i knock it over. treasure! i dig through the treasure. ew! an onion! i dig some more and eat whatever's edible, except the onion of course. i hear a noise from the garage. that must be my mommy! oh no! better act innocent! they walk in and don't seem to notice my work. mommy then notices. ohh i hope she doesn't get mad. i am relieved as she laughs at the work i've done. phew. uh oh. the bigger one they call brad doesn't seem too pleased. oh no! please! don't say it! nooo!!! "BAD DOG!!!" says brad. i didn't mean it! i swear! so i run and hide under the futon in that room that my mommy hangs out in all the time. the room they call the "computer room." i hide there for a while. my mommy comes in and sits at the not so noisy box. she sees me hiding. my mommy understands me. she doesn't get mad. she tells me to come out and everything's ok. ahhh i love my mommy.

so anyways. that was my highlight of the day.