Mom's Been Money Laundering!

And I know it's true from the conversation I heard this morning!

Dad: I can't find my wallet . . . have you seen it?

Mom: No, I don't ever touch your wallet

Dad: I always leave it in the same place, but I can't find it. Oh great, I'm going to be late for work!

Then there was a lot of commotion with daddy running up and down the hall, and up and down the stairs, and me trying to keep up *pant, pant* Finally he comes up the stairs one more time saying:

Dad: I found it!

Mom: Where was it?

Dad: It was in the washing machine, in my pants pocket

It was then that daddy and I realized mommy has been laundering money . . .and I could tell it was illegal by the look on daddy's face. Not only that but mommy didn't do a very good job because the money was all blue! And then she sent it to school with the older girl for lunch . . . wet and all!

Please don't report my mom though, because she's in enough trouble already.

Back At It Again!

Mom is really upset with Lily and I! We have always been so good about leaving things alone, but we found some Chocolate Covered Cherries (Dad's again) while Mom went to the laundromat to wash the comfortor I pee'd on. Luckily she wasn't gone long this time.

Underneath where the phone sits, Mom has a little storage area with a toile skirt all around it. She put the sealed box of Chocolate Covered Cherries in with the rest of the food because we have NEVER bothered anything in there ... EVER! Now she is upset with herself too because she thinks she should have known better.

Well I'm sick. Sick, sick, sick, and shaking. Between the two of us we ate 14 Cherries. Lily already threw hers up. Mom gave me this yucky, awful tasting stuff called Peroxide and now I'm just waiting to throw up too. Mom says she will be sure there it nothing else we can get into!

Will I ever learn? Sweets + Winston = Sick little Winna

Starbucks makes a house call!

In case you haven't read Lily's latest Diary entry yet, you should. She and I had a bang up time yesterday helping ourselves to Daddy's dark chocolate covered expresso beans, and dark chocolate covered rum candies! Oooo, it makes my tummer hurt just thinking about 'the incident'.

I was pretty darned sick from it all too, and rather lethargic, but around about 10:30 last night, it finally hit me: The Caffeine Buzz!

Faster than a speeding Pug bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound ... I was SUPER PUG!!!!

Okay, so I was just more like Super Hyper Caffinated Pug, but I sure did feel like I could leap tall buildings in a single bound! At 12:30 am I finally started to come down from my rush and feel a bit more normal. That was just about the time Phin decided to show up in bed, and Daddy decided to sleep on the couch. Not to mention the older girls friend was coughing her brains out in the next room. I thought Mommy might have a corinary! BOL! Finally, oh around 1:30, everyone calmed down and went to sleep. Even me!

That is until Phin decided to wake Mommy up at 5:43 am this morning. Judging by the way she kept tossing him on the floor, I don't think she appreciated his morning loving ;)

If this Pug is going to continue to be Super, I better go catch some morning Zzzzz's!

You call this Fashion?

What the heck is on me anyway?

Yesterday everyone was all excited because something came in the mail. What it was, I didn't know, but the next thing I know, they're putting it on me! And do you know where it goes? Around my waist! What is up with that?

The pattern is quite stylish if I do say so myself. Green with big cami colored paw prints on it. Everyone keeps calling it a Belly Band, and something about me not peeing in the house anymore. Who pee's in the house anyway? ME? You can't be serious! BOL! Yup, I'm a pee'er, shhhh don't tell! Mom and Dad said I better "Cut it out!" Yikes!

Do you know what goes IN this new fashion accessory of mine? A sanitary pad!!! Wait until all my big macho friends find out I'm wearing a pad! I'll never live it down!

You Do the Math

One more animal = less loving for me

You do the math. 4 animals, 4 people, and Luna doesn't even WANT love, so the ratio was actually 3 to 4, animals in favor. But now we have Phineas, and he's hogging all the love lately, and I'm howling, "It's not fair!"

I'm thinking of going on a love strike. No love for my peeps until they can give it back ten fold. Okay, maybe that's a bit harsh but I'm telling you my piece of the pie better increase dramatically or else!

Someone quick! I need an emergency snuggle! And not from Phineas!

P.S. ~ Could you please send some love over to my sweet girl friend, Winnifred? She and her family sure could use it right now.

Is Nothing Sacred?

Being a Pug, I was born to love, nothing else, just love. And I'm doing my best to love on everyone all day long, but yesterday just pushed me over the edge.

To begin with, mom dragged me off to a Pug Meet at 10:00 in the morning without any warning. She knows how much I hate to ride in the car, but when I arrived, it was all worth it so I guess I shouldn't complain. 5 girl Pugs and ME! How lucky can a guy get? I don't like it when there's a lot of Pugs there anyway, it gets too crazy.

It was also a dreary day. The kind of day that makes you just want to crawl in your crate at night and fall asleep. Only this time someone else crawled in with me! As I stated earlier, it was a little more than I could take so I gave him a growl then climbed out and looked at mom and dad as if to say, "Are you just going to stand there or are you going to do something?!" They seemed to get the hint and took Phineas into bed with them.

But this morning he did it again! It's MY bed! MY private space! I don't want to share my space! Can't he go snuggle with Lily? Why does he like US so much? He's a CAT, not a DOG! Look at my picture, do I look happy?

I'm a love slave to that cat.

What Bird?

Every time I go out during the day I hear, “Where’s the bird?” I don’t know what kind of bird they’re talking about but mom and dad seem to think they can hear a hawk in our backyard even though they haven’t see one.

Yesterday mom says "It’s right outside the door!" so she runs to see it. The Hawk that's going to possibly carry me away turned out to be a BLUE JAY!!! BOL!

For weeks this has been going on but no one has ever seen the great Hawk. Now we find out it’s just a BIG, MEAN, BLUE JAY! BOL, again! In moms defense, she says there must be something wrong with that bird because she knows birds and she’s never heard a Blue Jay make that kind of call before!

Yeah, whatever. I’m going outside now.

Sleeping in the big bed!

Yup, that was me alright, sleeping in the big bed all night with mom and dad last night : )

You see, normally I always sleep in my crate. It's my favorite place to sleep at night, always. Mom has tried putting me in the big bed every now and then, but I struggle to get off and get into my own bed. However, a few weeks ago, something happened to me while I was sleeping. Something so horrible . . . so unspeakable, that I can't even tell you what it was! But ever since that night, my crate is not my favorite place to be anymore.

Everytime I have to go to bed in it, I give the crate the evil and questionable eye, like "what are you going to do to me tonight crate?"

Last night I actually slept with one of the girls until about 12:30, and that's when she decided it was time for me to go into mom and dads room. Mom, being the mommy she is, woke up when she heard us and put me up in bed with her and daddy! Daddy and I are sleeping buddies. . . a team . . . two of a kind! What a great nights sleep! If only mom could say the same thing. . .

I think it's going to be a great Puggy Day!

Winna

Pug Luck

Oh my PUG! I'm a Daily Diary Pick! HOL!!!!!!!!!!

It's a Super Duper, Pugalicious day for me again!

While I'm pawing away, there's no way I can miss the opportunity to howl out a BIG (and I do mean BIG!) Happy 2nd Woofday to my new friend, Sammy!!!!!!

He's a cat lover, ice cube disser, table surfing, ball chewing maniac! But he's still adorbable. Make sure to stop by his page to wish him a great Barkday! And don't forget to leave your mug in his new photo book: )

Puggy Luv,
Winna!

Feeling the Love

As my week long reign of being Dog of the Week, comes to a close, it seems very important to me to howl out a huge Thank You to all the fantastic Dogster's who have crossed my path!

The Pmail, Pup pal requests, Rosettes, and Stars have been coming in with incredible generocity, and my little Puggy mind is swirling with delight! Now I know what the entire hubbub is about, and why it’s so much fun to be the chosen one. Last October, Dogster picked me for Dog of the Day, now I’m Dog of the Week. Wonder if I’ll make it a trifecta and be selected as the Diary of the Day pick too? I’m not counting on that one. BOL!

Off topic, here’s a tip for you, in case you don't already know. You can now see what all your friends have been up to at a glance, without going to their pages! Can you believe it? You'll find the link to this new feature right on the home page in 'Your Dogster Message Center'. Is that cool or what!!!!!!!

Have a wonderful week pups, and I'll be looking in with my big googly eyes to see who the next Lucky Dog will be!

Thanks a Million Dogster! I loved being TOP DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pug Luv,
Winna