oh boy frosty boy!

we went for a ride today, win we got deir mommy sed she was trustinme allbymyself she had to go make money to buy me bones. i was a good boy. we went to my school we were the only ones der where was eberyone? but i dinit freekout like las year wen dat happened. i didn't eben know we was going der today. we always go to my BONE stor first. oh boy din we were at FROSTY BOY! i dot my icecream cone, i wish dey were bigger, my mommy shared her favrite bite wis me, thats da bottom. she says that how i no she loves me, cause she woodnt share that wis jus anyone. the days a getting funner. i'ts all bouts the ball, i'm gonna have my daddy take a picture of "my ball". i had my cousins over the weeken. me an miss jackey brown n charlie black went for a long walk, we were was swaked when we dot home, all dat fresh air, i'm gwad my cousin charlie black dont hold no grudge, i wasn't berry nice to him las time ober a steak.

i was a bad puppy, so why was dey laffin at me

what happened wis me? i forgot everysing i no for a minute, but now i remember everysing. boy am i gwad i dinit forget everysing when mommy was home! my dramma n drampa n uncle edward n ant debbie n my cousin miss jackie brown spended da weekin wis me! n my ant charleene n uncle bob n udder drampa n da neighbours cross the stweet n der visiting gran baby labadoor n daddy n me was visitin outside. dont no what got in me i neber been in the neighbours house before, i not eben go outa the yard less mommys wis me. i rocketed like a jet, out my yard, thru der yard, in der door, der was a homing device placed to da baby laboudoors wunch bucket. i dont no, BUT THAT WUNCH BUCKET WAS CALLIN ME! no one else herd it, BUT I DID!!! daddy ran into der house n carried me out, i was squirmin to get back der. my ant debbie took picture of dat, and showd mommy. ebedence!, i was busted. mommy played ball wis me yesterday n da neighboors was outside, mommy sed " u eeven sink about it i'll give u a black eye", din she said "oh yea u got a black eye, so you eeven sink about it i'll give you another black eye" i didn't eben sink about it, an she kicked da ball agin an agin for me, and we lived happy eber after.

dirty little white boy

i don't wike my bath, i wike my bath. well i don't wike to dit in my bath, but din i git dabigscrubdown, an dat feels so good, an da big towl when i dit out dats fun. after dat i mellow out to da tunes of da blow dryer. my frens at cool scool gona need shades to wook at me tonite. my teecher ben workin me hard. she says i gettin to be a big boy. NOW mommy hides behind a tree, an cals me to her, an win we all git in a line an da mommys n daddys call der kids, my mommy dosen't call me till las. she was trickin me i fell for it a couple times, but no way, im trying not fallin fer dat no more. din one day, i wuv my teecher, she sed come here little boy i dot sum candy for u, darnit i was possta stay but i wuv my teecher.

eberyone wuvs a parade, specially win i'm in it

ta da i was in da parade. i was eben proud of me. i did reel good pullin my widdle red wagon. we met my new dirlfwends mommy n daddy .pretty soon i ditta meet my dirlfwend ruby, i cin hardly wait, she wasn' t der. AND i met my dogster friend, he lives in the next towne ober, he was in da parade too, michael hes a bulldog wike me, one of my mommys is a bulldog, but he don't look like me, he's bigggger. din ders freddy, he was was in da parade too, he's my fren. mommy wants him to be a dogster too. me n freddy are going to a new kinda of school pretty soon, TRICK SCHOOL i neber heard of dat, but i kin tell it means TREATS for meee! our mommies are relly excited about it too. i don't dit it when mommy says i gota hibernate in da summer too. she used to take me wis her in da car a lot, now she hardly takes me so much. she says i'm a hot dogg!

las week i was jus a terrier

we waited all las week for our" annamail annamail, hot digity dog its annamail " oh boy a new box of twiks. faprizes for meeee! i dot a harness an a smart bell an a new kinda long leash. i wike my harness i cin put it on almost by myself, mommy an daddy fixed it so i cin pull my widdle red wagon. i dood at dit. i wanna be ready for da parade dis summer. we been thinkin bout what wegonna go as. maybe stripes, we saw da moobie, i'm fast as him but, mommy dont no bout racin stripes she dont want me pullin my wagon so fast in da parade. dey got sum tye dye mateial to make me a new shirt dat matches our bus. i cood learn to wear a hat and my daddys shades so maybe i'll be a hippie, i wike being cool. specelly on a hot day! next week a day on da town, i'm gonna pull my widdle red wagon around frens, i sink dats gonna be hard!

"will work for treats"

we did it! anoder ride in da bus, cause im good boy, an i was'nt eben sweepin. mommy always say dat to me. i wuvd all my new frens at da carsho , spessialy daone dat shared herr dwink wis me, she dot a dwink, din i dot a dwink, den we kep dwinkin like dat, i neber had a dwink like dat befor ! mommys wookin for a groovy tie dye shirt for me. i dig the one i have now, eberyone calls me spuds. i goby dat name too. i did lotsa tricks for treats. eberyone sed wow! i was so hungry, i only had half my breakfas. mommy sed dat would help me be smart all day. pretty soon i get my goodie bag it's a suuuprrrise for me! i bouts to learn new tricks for da summer prade. new tricks means LOTTSA TREATS!!!!!!

being a big boy is all dat!

i made my mommy an daddy so prod of me las weeken, i m such a good boy dey gonna take me to moor car sows, i kin hardly wait. we hav a 1959 grooby bw bus, i wike da dribers seat. eberywon was wuvinon me. i been practicin in skoo around kruches, reelchrs, an strollers i was relly polite to dem new frends. mommy an me wuz wookin at da bake sail, yep freeee cherry cheeeese pie! i piked one out for mommy. she wuz grad i didnt pic all dem. i had my firs outside skool it wuz cool, it wuz widdle hard mommy reminened me a few times we were in skool. but gess wut? a new girl sed ders another bully in town. a baby, ruby is her nam. we hopes she cals us. my auntie debbie, my tuzin miss jackie brown an my grann mumz came to zizit wis me! i dont det my tuzin i wana play and she rip snorts, an dat makes me wana play even moore, an dat makes herrs rip snorts mores. dat made eberyone laf. mommy sed she is a terrier of adiffent clour. oh i dit it! she has browne on her! i wuz gonna dit a bath, mommy sed no cause its rainin i wuv da blo dyer dats my favwrit part. sumtimes she blo dries me win i'm not eben wet, i luv dat. were a widdle bumed, wut if we dont hav skool

mommy saved da day

i got wipp off wast week, mommy fogot all abots goin to cool school she never done dat befor. dis week my teecher fogot bouts us kids. mommy sed she musta had merengcy. we hope everysings is good. win we got der, der was only one of my frends and a sine on da door. i wanted outa da car so bad i tink i went crazie i cood'nt quit, mommy was telwin me, i no hunny it's hard to be a widdle guy. all of a suddn she took me to fun places. we went to hobby lobby, game stop, an lowes we wood git ouda da car eech stop and go wakin. i met new frens too. on school days we go to the bonz stor. yep we dwive to da windo my girlswends gives me bonz, sometimes a doggy bag for wadder. they are good to mommy to dey giv her coffee. we wike dat pwace! din win we clooser to school mommy putz da windo down and i smell hammers! i dont git it she sez a hungry boy is a smart boy.

mom wutz dem tings in your ears? i been callin U

i'm allways tellwin my mom wuts on my mine. i have somesing to say abouts everysing. i take after my brodder, hes 17, he nos everysing. mommy taut me to call her ma ma. i call her allda time. she wafs an smiles an says she changeded her name. i gess her new name all daday long! now she's tryin to git me to say da da poo poo. i sink i no wut dat meens, i not gonna say dat, cuz daddy has me say ma ma poo poo DEN I GET COOOKIEES i wuv mommy playing outside wis me, it's the funnest sing in da hole wide world. she says i possta be sweepin, were poller beers agin today. what duz hibbanation mean?