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The Trials and Tribulations of the Introspective Coonhound

Oh... No Not Another One!

Dear Diary, Momma's at it again. I can spot the classic signs a mile away...She's packing up extra collars, toys and an obsurd supply of rawhides and pig ears...I know she's going to see THEM! And as always she'll bring some home. Yes, my mom is planning a rondevous at the rescue. I'll bet next she'll start packing the car and put the crate in there. That always means one thing-- A New Foster Dog... I have been the Perfact Foster Brother for over a year now... I share by toys, I share my food and treats and I even share my Momma... but it doesn't mean I have to like it! I wonder what kind of dog it will be this time... Let's hope it's not one of those puppies that just likes to dangle from my ears... or one of those bitchy girls... they scare me.... Unless maybe one would be my girlfriend.... no they always want to be Baron's girlfriend... I am always "too nice" and "a good friend." I hope it is someone who likes to play tug. Maybe that could be the requirement... they have to go through tug training to enter our house? Oh Well... I just wanted to get you prepared...