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Pet Squirrel?

March 12th 2010 4:20 pm
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When I went for my walk this evening I ran into some neighbors. They were looking up in a tree and calling : "Here Holly" and making cheepy noises. I thought maybe their cat was stuck in the tree and I stopped to look, too. In the tree was a little house. It was bigger than a bird house. It was a squirrel house! Holly is my neighbor's pet squirrel! PET SQUIRREL! Who keeps a pet squirrel? I could just eat that squirrel for dinner! I found out that they keep rabbits and pheasants and even had a baby deer for a while. And they have more conventional pets, too. They do have a cat. He is always on a leash and he loves to go on car rides. But, he doesn't drive. He can drive, but he doesn't because cats are terrible drivers. (All animals know that-I'm not giving away any secrets.) They have a dog named Purdy. She has a bum leg and just hops. Purdy says when that squirrel comes out of the tree, it belongs to her. Not if I get there first!

I am almost to 1000 hits. Thanks to everyone who is helping me out!

 

Signs of Spring

March 9th 2010 10:09 am
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I think it's spring! The door is open to air out the house. The yard has crocuses(croci?) blooming. They are the first flower of spring. The robins are back. I have been chasing them. All the kids are outside playing. I have been chasing them, as well.

Mom is home from work today. A normally scheduled day off, even though she still is not feeling 100% perfect, she now feels like she will live. Dad is back to being sick. Mom told him he shouldn't drink after her, but he is a big burly man and didn't think a little germ would get him. I guess he was wrong.

Mom and dad went to see Big and Little play soccer this weekend. I was not allowed to go because it was indoor soccer. Mom has promised that I can go to the t-ball games. Mom says Big and Little both enjoy playing soccer. They both have their own styles. Little loves to move and during the break in the game he ran all around the gym like a puppy with the zoomies. Little would drive the ball all the way to the goal and right passed it and back up the field. He didn't care he was having fun. Big is a more conscientious player. He watches the coach. He watches his teammates. He watches the clock. He makes sure he gets taken out of the game a minute before each quarter is over so he can hold his ears and not hear the very harsh buzzer. I think that I would be a very great soccer player because I would always know where the ball is. Watching soccer made dad think of this joke. Why do so many kids play soccer? Because then they don't have to watch it. Just kidding. Anyway, soccer and t-ball and bike riding are just another sign of spring.

Little did try to wash mom's car yesterday. He was using a squirt gun and a paper towel. He tried and tried but that dirt just kept coming back together on the car. There is a line for the car wash at least a 20 minute wait. So getting the car washed must be another sign of spring.

Now mom is thinking about a bad sign of spring- Spring Cleaning! No mom don't do it. Remember you just got up from your sick bed. It's too pretty a day. You need to help me chase squirrels. Please don't get the vacuum out. Isn't there some sort of Law and Order on tv?

 

PRESENT!

March 5th 2010 4:44 pm
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You will not ever guess what dad brought home for me yesterday. Not even if I gave you 10 guesses.
No, it is not a pony.
It is not a tea cup pig.
It is not even a Ham.

It is a deer head! That's right. My very own deer head. Not like the wild flower that grows in the southwest. And not one that is tasty enough to eat. This is a deer head that was stuffed and mounted. Eleven Points.

We live in a rural state and hunting is a popular pasttime. While mom and dad do not hunt, dad does go to Pap's hunting camp every year and does the cooking. And of course Jake and Luke hunt all the time. They always get a deer for mom and dad and we do eat the meat. It is lean, heart smart and tasty. And although we love the meat, we have never had a trophy.

Someone that dad works with felt bad that our house did not have at least one deer head gracing a wall and gave dad one of his. (Jake and Luke had at one time 7 deerheads on their walls-Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid and Donder. Blitzen was the target deer in the back yard. It was only a coincidence that they had the same names as Santa's reindeer).

Now we have a deer head. I am so thrilled. I keep going in the bedroom where dad put it. I stare at it and do my little grunting at it. I am going to find a way to make it into my very own chew toy.

Mom is still sick, so her opinion on the deerhead has not yet been made known. But, mom remembers when she was a little girl, her pop-pop had a deer head mounted with the hooves. The hooves held the gun that shot the deer. Now that's irony.

 

Doctor Lucky

March 3rd 2010 10:12 am
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Mom says I am like a doctor. I check on my patient during rounds and then go on to the next thing. Mom is my patient. Yesterday, she got sick but fortunatley, she was on her way to the doctor.(the real doctor). She got some medicine and went to bed. Today she didn't have to go to work so I have been taking care of mom. I will walk by her sick couch and occasionally remind her to drink some juice. (When mom hears me drinking.) So I am a doctor today.

Poor Sweet Doggie Dude(now in heaven) was a nurse. He was right on whatever was wrong. I mean right on. If you had a headache he would sit on your head. If you had a stomach ache he would be on your tummy. If you had a cut, he would lick the blood off of it.

Dorothy in heaven was not in the health care profession. The only way she would care if anyone was sick would be if there was a ham attached to the injury.

But now I am the healing animal in the family and I must go check on my patient. Mom is thinking about doing the dishes or something equally as stupid. So I am wanted at the sick couch- Stat!

 

Dogs in My Neighborhood-Final Lap

February 28th 2010 4:39 pm
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I am finishing my walk.
Watch out when you turn the corner, because you run right into Sadie's territory. Sadie is a beagle and she lives behind a fence, except as soon as you walk past her house she crawls under the fence and nips at your heels. I used to want to play with her, but mom says to just ignore her. And we keep walking. One day Sadie, one day...

Down from Sadie is Lucky 1's house. Lucky is also a beagle. Everytime mom calls my name, Lucky 1 barks. That is why I needed a middle name. Now mom calls LuckyBell! or Bon Chance so that Lucky 1 doesn't get in trouble.

Across the street is where my friend Huck lives. Huck is a West Virginia Brown Dog, short hair version. I think that techinically Huck owns the miracle field. But, he let's all the doggies play in it. The other thing that Huck has that is soo super cool is a burn pile. Every now and then there is a big bonfire in Huck's yard.

And finally it is back to my yard. I have the best place in the neigborhood. I have a big front yard and a nice porch to sit on to see all the action. I have a fenced in back yard full of bamboo to hide in.

In the house are the very best things: Mom and dad and my food and water and all of my toys.

So that is a walk around my neighborhood. Mom says there are more dogs, but they are house dogs and I will meet them if the snow ever melts.

 

D0gs in My Neighborhood Part II

February 26th 2010 1:04 pm
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Some pups have commented on Part I-There sure are a lot of doggies in my neighborhood. It's true! We are very dog friendly here. I have gotten you down to the end of the street and now we are ready to go up the hill.

A big miracle field runs right by the hill. Not only does food appear with regularity on the hill, but it is the number one sled riding place so it usually has tons of kids playing on it. And right on top of the hill is my good friend Harley's house. Harley is a West Virginia Brown Dog. He was a good friend of Dorothy's. Now he is my friend, too. He goes for a walk with us every single day. When we get back to my house he always comes in for a treat.

After Harley's house there are some indoor doggies. I don't know them at all. Maybe when the weather is warm I will meet new friends. Then we come to Penelope and Hamilton's house. Penelope is a Labradoodle and Hamilton is a German Shepherd. They bark all the time. Their barking drives their human crazy. So it's kind of fun of me to stir them up when I walk by.

Right next door to them is my secret boyfriend, Dano. Dano is a Boxer mix. I like Dano so much that every time I see him I bark. A real doggie bark. That is the only time I bark. Dano has a brother Jake. Jake is a big retrevier chow-just like me. But I don't pay any attention to Jake. My heart belongs to Dano.

Next door to Dano lives Baron. Baron is the old dog in the neighborhood. He is a boxer. He is very stately, but he always runs his fence when he sees me.

That's the second part of the block. The only doggies who live on the back road ( that aren't house dogs) are the three Senoritas. I am not sure of there names but I think they might be named, Senora and Chica and Nina. They are big dogs and have a great porch and back yard. They came up from New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina. I don't really hang out with them, but, their person makes Chicken Livers and keeps them in a can. She passes them out to doggies who visit.

So that is the back road. We are almost done with our walk. But I guess you will have to stay tuned til next time to finish the walk.

 

Dogs in my Neighborhood

February 23rd 2010 5:39 pm
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When Dorothy was alive, she was the queen of the neighborhood. She was THE boss dog. All other dogs bowed to her. (Bow-wowed? to her). If food appeared in the miracle field, it was hers. If there was excitment she was in the middle of it. Everyone knew her, everyone loved her.

Then she had to go up to heaven and she sent me to mom and dad. I am at the bottom of the dogpile. I don't mind. I still have fun and lots of friends so I thought I would tell you about the doggies I see on my walk everyday.

Mollie lives in the house next door. She is a wiener dog and she took over Dorothy's spot as top dog. She owns the miracle field now. Even though I am way bigger than Mollie is, I know she can kick my butt.

Right next door to Mollie is the Pug Army. I don't know any of these doggies names. There are about 5 pug doggies who live there. They live behind a fence and anytime I walk past they cause a big ruckus.

Across the street ( and down a ways) from the Pug Army is a doggie named Flash. Flash looks almost exactly like me except he is a boy and I am a girl. Also my eyes are a little bit darker and my teeth are way more crooked. We are even the same age. Sometimes we play together. He has a little girl that I like to play with. Then he gets all protective of her. Then we get the puppy zoomies together.

The last house on the street is where Dorothy's best friend Pork Chop lived. Pork Chop is in heaven, too. But he left a lot of doggies behind most importantly, Buddy. Buddy is a yellow lab basset hound mix. He is an old doggie now and stays mostly in the house, but he still comes out to see my mom. He lives with this wiener dog named Baby. Baby is really fat, fat like a balloon blown up to its full capacity. It takes Baby about a half an hour to go across the street. Cookie and Rascal also live at Pork Chop's. Cookie is a beagle and Rascal is a Jack Russell. I always want to play with them, but they have the invisible fence and don't go out of the yard.

This is who I see in the first half of my walk. Next time I'll tell you about the back half of my walk.

 

Is it Spring?

February 21st 2010 6:17 pm
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Today was a beautiful day. No snow at all. Mom told dad it was 80 degrees. Dad said we should open the door. That's when mom said that maybe she was exagerating. It was 60 degrees. So we still opened the door. I wasn't sure what to do when the door was open. Did that mean I was allowed to come and go when I wanted? After getting bumped by that car I had no desire to go out on the road, but I did enjoy sitting on the porch and watching all the people go by. And there were alot of people outside. People I never saw before. Little people on bikes, big people walking house dogs, momma's walking babies, it was great. Everyone said that I was soo cute. But I was good and did not go off the porch at all, unless mom was with me. I was so good that mom took me on a car ride. We went to the drug store. Mom even drove with the window down. It was a super great day.

And thank you to everyone who wished me get well. I just have a little scrap on my nose, which I think is from the cat and not from the car that thudded me. I am not nervous about going outside either. I guess Dorothy was watching over me.

 

Lesson Learned

February 19th 2010 6:23 pm
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Yesterday, I got hit by a car. I am ok, but now I am too scared to go outside. I will not leave mom's side. Really I did not want to go out at all. But mom made me. She put my leash on and I kept trying to go back to the house. Mom wasn't having any of it. But, she was patient. She let me sit for a while. She would pet me and keep me calm. Everytime I would see a car I would stop and shake and head back to the house. Even when my good friends, Flash and Huck and Harley were outside, I did not want to play with them. I made it all the way around the block, but I sure was happy to be back in the house, safe and sound on my couch. I learned my lesson. I am not going to be running off leash again.

 

It's a Dangerous World

February 18th 2010 4:55 pm
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I was helping mom get the mail. She was thinking about having me carry it in the house. But, she didn't get the chance to give me any mail to practice on because I happened to see the neighbor's cat, Nosy. I have always wanted to catch me a cat so zoom right over I went. I sniffed at him and he swiped me on the nose. That made me run. I ran right into the street, right in front of a minivan. THUD! Mom got a sickening drop in her stomach. But I kept right on running. I was scared. I ran and hid. It took a while for mom to find me. I was hiding in the corner of a neighbor's yard under a tree.

Mom patted me and comforted me and calmed me down and got me to with her back home. Once we were in the house, she checked me out. I did not seem to be injured. I didn't wince or draw back or cry when she touched me. The only injury she saw was some blood on my nose from the cat scratch.

So there seems to be no physical damage (although mom is still keeping an eye on me ) but psychologically, well-I know my second middle name is Danger, but it is a dangerous, scary world out there and I don't think I am going to go outside ever again. I have a nice big window to look out of. I am sure I can hold in my business forever. It is safe on my couch and even though mom has tried several times to get me to go outside(with her beside me and on a leash) I am not going. I won't even go in the fenced in backyard. Well, maybe I will if I get a pupperoni when I come back in.

 
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