I'm back!

Whoa! Its been so long since I wrote... I had a busy busy summer! Mom and Dad are sooo busy working around the house all the time, fixin it up and worrying about the lawn... its ruff.
They went to Florida and left me with Grandma and Grandpa, I get to relax while I am there, everyone is so mellow! When mom and dad came home they were sooo mad because all the grass was burned, I liked it better though, its a great back scratch!
I hear they are going to Lake George with my other grandparents, (the ones with that spoiled old cat)...wish I could go...mom is too scared I would run away into the mountains and get eaten by a bear. Not me, I am tough! Nuttin scares me! 'cept the dishwasher, and the swiffer, and sometimes all the shopping bags that mom brings home.....
I will write more later.....
Kisses to all my fans!

Weekend at Grandma's

Hi Everyone. I am writing to tell you that my parents left me at Grandmas Tuesday night, remember that trip that Mom had to take to Vancouver, well Dad went with her, the nerve! Good news is that they left me at Grandma and Grandpas, they love me soooo much!
Tuesday night Mom and Dad were acting strange, saying things like "you are going to have soo much fun at Grandma's!" and "We are going to miss you"-- So we leave and Mom is crying- what a dork, we drive to Grandmas and she made them meatballs and macaroni, but none for me, I should have cried too, then maybe i would have gotten some. This is the first time they have left me in Grandmas new house, and I kinda like it, I get to lay in the sun on my long green leash, they don't trust me, they think if they let me loose I will run around, cause havoc and never come back..and it's true, there are so many things to chase and bark at.
I miss Mom and Dad, if you are reading this when you get home I am going to pee on your pillow again, and eat your socks just to get back at you for leaving me. It could be worse, Mom says, be thankful we don't have to leave you in a kennel. I guess thats true, I wouldnt want to be around other dogs, barking and smelling up there cages...ugh cages, I couldnt imagine spending three days in a stinkin cage!
I hear they are coming back on Sunday to get me, but I am thinkin I could get used to this 24 hour attention thing at Grandma and Grandpas!
Oh and if my other Grandma is reading this, I want to say I love you, and I am glad you are feeling better, when you come over again I will give you lots of Helmutt special kisses!
Miss you Mom and Dad....Bark!

Snowing...again

It's snowing- again...it really scared me this time, it was all windy and I was afraid I would get swept away and tossed over the fence. The weather man said 50 mile per hour gusts, plus all this snow, I can't take it.
Mom came home early so she could relax since she needs to got Boston tomorrow for work, but i didnt let her relax one bit, I jumped around and wanted to play...hehehhee my little plan worked, shejumped up played with me for a while and then put some peanut butter inmy bone so I could be "amused"...tee hee!
OH- I forgot to tell you that my Aunt Noelle, Mom's sister moved to Brooklyn, becuase she goes to school in the city and needed to be closer. I miss her, and her shoes, I love chasing her feet and scaring her with my "boxer" growl until she runs around the dining room table screaming...I always win. Mom is sad about it, becuase she lost her weekend shopping buddy, I am sure she will survive, she already made her self feel better with a trip to linens and things, Abercrombie, and of course, the Gap, what a remedy for sorrow....she's crazy.
I get to stay at Grandmas next week, when Mom and Dad go to Vancouver, mom says I BETTER BE GOOD, Grandma and Grandpa will get to walk me all over the new neighborhood they live in. I can't wait to jump on all the new people and win them over with my charm.
Okay gotta go suck all that peanut butter out of my bone, annoy Mom a little more with a few barking fits, Pretend I am a NASCAR racer and do ten laps around the dining room table, across the living room and over the couch, eat a few treats and go to sleep...
Ciao

Pee Pee

Hi! I havent written in soooooo long, i have been one busy bee these days. Mom and Dad were talking about a business trip that Mom has to take to Vancouver ALLLLL the way on the other side of the country, i was so mad that I peed on the rug....and on the pillow on moms bed. I never peed on pillows before but I thought "let me give it a try, mom and dad sleep with their noses right in the pillow, I'll get them!"
Lately I pee on everything, it makes me feel better, Mom keeps asking me if I am sick, she is even bringing me to the vet to make sure I am "healthy"-- I say " Look lady, I am freakin healthy, i am just a little fed up with you going to work/shopping and then you have the nerve to talk abotu traveling the country without ME!" Any well rounded dog knows that those sort of things are well deserving of a good bed wetting.... ahhhhhhhhh
Mom keeps saying " I used to be a GOOD dog, and now I am BAAAAD"
Dad even called her when I peed on his pillow AGAIN last night to tell her--- Hahahahahaha I got them good-- but THEN he was talking about locking me in the kitchen during the day, I was soooo scared, Mom stuck up for me and said NO WAY- how would YOU like to be locked in the kitchen all day? Dad says "He has to LEARN"--- UGH! Whatever-- If you lock me in the kitchen I will pee all over the fridge, SO THERE!
Now I need to go to the Vet tomorrow- really I dug that hole for myself, I will have to reconsider the spiteful peeing thing, if Mom keeps bringing me to the doctor-- Who by the way LOVES me....and all the pretty girls in there love me too! I'll let you know how it goes.

BUSY BUSY

Wow- have i been busy. Last weekend we went to Grandmas new house, it's really nice, but I was a little scared because everything was soooooo different. My cousins came over to surprise me, and boy did I surprise them back, by knocking them all down and making them cry, I just want to play, they wont ever understand. That sister in law of mine hates my kisses, so I make sure to jump on her first and try tojump righ tup to her face and kiss her good! Uncle Steve really likes me too, he tries to pretend he's all tough, but hes a softy deep down inside, I know it.

Mom and Dad got a new truck, its soooo nice, i cant wait to go in it and stick my head out the window, mom days that she need sto get a cover for the seat before i can even think about going in it, something about my paws and the leather (isnt leather cow? Thats wierd anyhow maybe I will pass on the ride in the cow mobile)....

So much has been going on... the snow is FINALLY melting, I was able to run in it yesterday it was warmer out, so we spent all day outside- mom left the door to the sunroom open for me and I just came and went as i Please I LOVE THE SUN! I played in the snow with Jay, My mom's, sisters boyfriend, he loves me, how could you not?

SUPERBOWL was on last night, I hate when no one pays attention to me and they watch the picture box for a long time, then they stand up and scream and rant and get all excited- thats why I bark at them when they sit down and try to relax---- remember its all abotu meeee.....

Oh- and mom's new nickname for me is "Hemi" - pronounced like the engine, isnt that funny, cuase I am built tough....okay see you later.... leave me more bones!

Why isnt it summer?

It is sooo cold these days, I want to go outside but I absolutley hate the cold. It's been getting to me lately and I just bark and bark because I want someone to run around with me, but Mom doesnt like it when I run around like a greyhound in the house, full speed through the dining room chairs and scratching up her hardwood floors. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you that Mom and Dad's new chair "The mushroom" is my new favorite place, its cream color so Mom really doesnt want me on it, but its right next to the window and I get to look outside if I hop up in it. I do it when they leave and come home, and I see them laughing because all you see is my big ears in the window, GRRRRRRRR I am tough!
Okay gotta go chew my new bone.....

The Birthday Fairy....

She came, she came...she finally came... WOW am I a lucky dog! The birthday fairy left me a big huge bone, bigger than me almost, and I ate one little peice of it and was sooo full, a mouse toy and I chewed it so hard that I ripped the stuffing out of its arms, lots of bones and chews, and pigs ears...hmmm? I was a little hesitant about it at first, but figured it's just like bacon right? Mom told me so, so I ate it!
Dad and mom had to go to a funeral which kind of took the B out of Birthday, but when they got home I made them soo happy, and they played with me, and I cheered them right up, I have a way of doing that you know! Making sad people happy, except for my cousins (alexa, gianna, and gabriella) mostly they come over happy and I jump on them and scare them and they start crying...after a while they get used to me though and start playing with my tail and my ears, it's just that their little faces and right there near mine, and I can't help but give them kisses...one day they will appreciate it!
All in all my birthday was FUN! This weekend I hope the sun comes out so I can enjoy our new back yard.

BIRTHDAY WISHES

I almost forgot to tell everyone that today is my Birthday-- I am sooo excited! Dad said the Birthday fairy was going to come later and bring me lots of stuff! I can not wait-
Actually today isnt my "real" birthday, Mom and Dad said they didnt know when that was- but I was about 2 1/2 when they got me so they made today my birthday-- 3 years old--- I still feel young, like a puppy .... OH I can't wait for the Birthday Fairy, maybe she will bring me toys, and bones, and greenies, i love greenies...and then maybe mom will let me eat ice cream becuase its my birthday!
How exciting- I will let you know how it goes----
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Biiirrrrthday to the cutest, smartest, most loving dog in the world
Happy Birthday to me!

I love Peanut Butter

Last night I was in the worst mood ever- mom came home and I was happy, then she left me to go get expensive coffee with her Friend Tara, when they came back they just giggled and talked and drank their coffee all night and wouldnt pay attention to MEEEEE! ME ME ME, Its all about me, why can't they understand. Dad had a fire department meeting or I would have hid out from the "girly girls" and went into the basement to watch TV with him- Mom calls it the Man Pit, whenever Dads friends come over and they want to watch silly stuff on TV and drink beer, she sends them to the man pit, I like it down there, none of the froofy flowers and rosepetals, just bean bag chairs, futons, and a budweiser sign, I love my Dad... but he couldnt save me last night.
Besides the fact that they giggled and yelled and danced around like monkeys, it was hailing out, so everytime I barked at them and stole their socks right off their feet, they thought i was saying "let me out" really I was saying "HELLLLLOOOO PLAY WITH MEE MEE MEE MEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"- By now you think they would be fluent in "doggie speak".... ahh well, I can relax today-- Maybe when Mom gets home for lunch she will give me Peanut Butter, I love Peanut butter!!!

Snow Rain and Sleet

I think its snowing out, which means when mom comes home to play with me I wont want to go out, even though i really gotta go...i will hold it for hours, its so damn cold out my little legs shake so hard, and I cant control them. Dad calls me a scardy cat when that happens, but I am freaking cold Dude, you run outside in the snow with your family jewels in the open air.... they will never get it.
Anyway, Mom should be home soon, and I will grab my frog and run like mad through the house and make her feel really guilty for leaving me all morning when she goes to work, then she'll give me more treats...gets her everytime, AND she gives me one before she leaves too cuz she feels bad....
Maybe my cousin Bella the big dog will come over to play again, she was here a while ago and we ran around outside, it was fun, but I dont like when she gets too close to Mom, The Boxer in me comes out and I try to eat her ears off and bite the side of her lip...once Mom was petting her, and I got Jealous and Jumped right on her back, Bella just sat there while I ate her ears, It takes so much energy to piss this chick off, I jump right at her, bark in her face..nothin'-- Until I bit her belly--- WHOO HOO was I scared, lady came at me like a lion, and nipped my leg, just a warning, but I ran right away to Mom, she freaked out, called Dad and yelled at Bella. I can't believe I got Bella in trouble! hehehehehehehehe, guess I deserved it. Next time we will try it again, but this time I need to be quicker, maybe get her while I am running full speed...sometimes I use her as a hurdle and make Mom and Dad laugh...Okay gotta go wait at the door for Mom, I know she'll be home soon.