Age: 13 Years Sex: Female Weight: 100+ lbs
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Leave a bone for Millie-my angel...flying free
The Millster, Millicent Marie, Mil Mil,
July 9th 2001
Millie likes to show off, lead the parade, boss others around,company coming over, and WATER.She LOVES people,dogs and kitties.
people walking around "her"car, being ignored, trimming her nails
her ninny-a sherpa bear that she nurses the foot.
her raw bones, Merrick WingDing, Freeze dried raw as treats-any people food she can wrangle
along the lake shore, the perimeters of the yard.
being cute, not coming when called- this one is soooo fun! making snow angels, but her best trick is acting. If you say" Millie- whats wrong with your paw?" She immediately flops down on the floor, holds her paw in the air and will start whining.
Finally I was in a place in life where I had the time and place suitable for a dog. I tried and tried to get an Old English Sheepdog through a rescue group- but at the time I didnt have a fenced yard so I didnt qualify. My Mom knew how badly I wanted a dog. On a Sunday afternoon I was sitting at her house looking through the Chicago paper and found an ad for OES puppies- my Mom told me to call them and we were out the door 5 minutes later! Thanks Mom- for the best gift I have ever received:) Since then, Millie and I have been inseperable- she is my baby and with her in my life the world is a better place. She makes me laugh every single day.
If Millie were human, I know she would be like Phyllis Diller- or Hallmarks Maxine, with a housecoat, cigarrette and coffee breath, checking the coin returns at the local casino. Thats my girl ;)
Millie came from a one litter family in Illinois.
Were you gonna eat that?
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May 8th 2008 7:39 am
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So have you heard that it is Be Kind to Animals week? Huh... well SOMEONE and Im not naming names..eh hem.. hint- betty boop voiced woman that used to attend to my every need? MYDEAR obviously didnt get that message. I have been suffering some mega DOG ABUSE lately thanks to her- and Im not likin it one stinkin bit!
I thought the whole Amy Whinehouse comparison was bad- well that was nuttin. MyDears head is like on another planet or sumthin- and its not fun let me tell ya.
For starters, DOGSTER.. yeah like she has not been updatin us- her precious furkids, no rosettes sent to my pals, no pawmails NUTTIN! How the heck am I supposed to find me a boyfriend if she doesnt get her butt back to marketing on my behalf??? GEEZ!! I mean before my buttkisser brudder hooked up wif Sumi Lou
hes gotten tons of lady requests! We are talkin like Fabio or sumthin! ME- nope nuttin- doesnt any guy out there want a fast, smart, Queen like me? Okay sure I might be bossy and have some junk in the trunk- but what the heck- us bigger girls need luv too! At least I have this special girl pal- Beatrix
We are like twins just about! That girl knows how to have F- U- N!
Thank Doggness for girlfriends when the chips (ooooh i would love me some chips right now)are down.
Secondly, my toys. They are all recked. SOMEONE left them out in the rain, pulled all the skweekers out, and demolished every last one of them! Yeah DOG ABUSE!! I need fresh and trendy new fun stuff if Im gonna keep livin here under these conditions let me tell ya. Ive taken up playin with an old sock. Thats how bad it is. BE KIND TO ANIMALS WEEK MY ARSE! Thats okay- maybe ill have to convienently forget Mutters Day!
I think MyDear has even forgot my name. She has been callin me Marie for weeks! GEEZ! Marie? WHy Marie? It guess it is better than "Big Momma" or "Baby Moo Moo" like she used to call me. But still! I tried gettin her to call me Furgie-but NOOOOOOO! Of course not- i never get my way!
If someone could forward the major dog abuse hotline number my way Id really appreciate it. thanks:) Ill keep ya posted if things improve- Im not holdin my breff.
April 28th 2008 7:15 am
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So like my good pal Ella.. I took the celebrity doggie test and I too, am that
nasty woman AMY WHINEHOUSE. Egads really? Am I that horrid? I mean, cmon I can tell you a few differances right off the bat...
Drugs.. Amy seems to love em- Mom has to encase my drugs
in heaps of cheese and still if I detect them in anyway- nope aint happenin.
Teeth- have you seen this womans teeth? Yikes! Get a dental already honey!
Obviously they dont have a VetGuy across the pond cuz she would never get away with those fangs over here!
Weight- Shes skinny.. Im well, full figured.. nuff said.
Hair- dang shes got a beehive on her head! I dont like bees AT ALL. Since Oliver and I tried to play wif a beehive in our yard and got bit up like crazy I hate them bees like you wouldnt believe!
I could go on and on, but is it necessary? GEEZ Its pretty obvious this test is
just a batch of lies! Im DEFINATELY more like... lets see.. Princess DI or someone totally bootyful and smart and fast... Okay like FERGIE!
Aktually we are like twins Fergie and I. The VetGuy even said so.. last time I was there to visit him MyDear asked the most totally embarrasing question... she says.. and right IN FRONT OF ME MIND YOU.."Jeff (thats the VEtGUYs real name) WHY DOES MILLIE HAVE ..... THIS?" and with this she points to my pink swingin lady belly.. you know, like the area that if I was a Momma Kangaroo my Joey would go in? YEAH HOW RUUUUUUDE!!! Well you know what my wonderful pal, Good ol VetGuy JEff said?? He said "THOSE ARE HER LOVELY LADY LUMPS" (swoon)
ME? I have lovely lady lumps? I was sooo happy! Fergie and I have lovely lady lumps! So bring on the treats. I need to keep my Fergie figure totally rockin and that means treats and loads of em. That will teach MyDear to ask rude kwestions about my girly parts!
So its been super fun around my den lately.. You know the Daddy Guy is gone and we are like pawtyin around the clock! MyDear is the biggest pushover on the planet so I have taken over as the full time boss! Its pawsome let me tell ya! I have my own room now- MyDear says Im just like a rebellious teenager cuz I have a "tude" . I go lay on my big girl bed (MyDear says its for guests but no one EVER sleeps in it!) and snore my head off- if Oliver even TRIES to get on my big girl bed I show him my fangs and tell him to beat it! HE runs like a widdle baby to tattle on me to MyDear but do I care- NO!!!! BOL! I might let Harvey sleep on my big girl bed if he wanted to.. if he didnt STINK so bad- BOL! DANG you should smell that kids breath- EGADS-HE should be Amy WHinehouse- NOT ME! BOL! Plus he eats his drugs willingly right outta MyDears hand- hey he is like AMY!
Well, he didnt get a much better one- his celebrity test says he is Simon Cowell- HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Peace and treats-
( i be workin on my fitness- not- BOL!)
April 16th 2008 8:02 pm
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From mom tonight:
Just got home and checked in on my Dogster family- when I see my good pals Autumn and Rocky had pawmailed me with this horrible news of Elvis making his journey today. My heart is so broken- for Colleen, his family, his boy, his Priscilla, for all his pals.. Im just so devasted to read this..
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