December 20th 2006 1:44 pm
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My mom went to Hawaii and she brought me an awesome new surfer-style collar and a stuffed shark. I've already taken the stuffing out of the shark of course. Guess what? I also got a new nickname. Everyone calls me "P" or "Pee" or "Pee Pee" because I love to pee! It's my favorite thing in the whole world. I can be passed out asleep, snoring and if I hear the word "pee" I jump up and run to the back door. When I go to the park I draw upon my deep reserves and pee as many times as possible, in as many places as possible. Anyway, in Hawaii, my mom saw a street called "Peepeelani" and decided that should be my new Hawaiian nickname. I am soooooo happy my mom is back.