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Mush is my name...

Sis...What did I ever do to you?

It was wrong, it was mean, it was a little painful. You see my doggie sister True decided to take a chunk out of my ear! Mommy keeps explaining to me that she's old and cranky. Usually that just means she barks at me every time I walk by her...sometimes there's even a little 'air bite'. Personally I think it's rude but mom says she was the only dog here for 10 years and I have to cut her some slack. To be honest, she's a loner and she basically ignores me most of the time (I'm the needy one).

Anyway, we were running around in the yard together. And I gotta tell ya she might be old but her teeth are still sharp! She got ahold of my ear and the next thing I know there's a gash going all the way down my perfect little ear. There's even a little chunk out of it!

The most disturbing thing is mom didn't even know it happened. She saw the whole thing go down but assumed the yelp I made was from smacking chests or legs or something. She FINALLY noticed during our walk (right afterwards) that there was blood. I'll be fair, I have super beautish black shiny fur and it's hard to see blood on it. As soon as some of it hit my white fur she figured it out (sometimes she can be a bit slow).

Then came the upside...lots more love! And I can NOT ever get enough love, so this was a nice by-product of a hate crime. True had to stay on the porch and I got super duper cuddled. hee hee.

I thought that was a toy...

Mom is a tad miffed with me this morning. Here's the thing, I think any of you would have made the same mistake. She went out yesterday and got new slippers. They look like the sock monkey dolls! They resembled a dog toy to me! So I kinda attacked one...granted she was wearing them at time (trying to walk past me). Down she went, teeth through the slipper (nice big hole) and me looking like I didn't do anything wrong. You can see where I was confused, right??

Sneaky mommy

Mom pulled a fast one on me today. First of all she was out this morning doing errands...I wasn't too happy but I had daddy and my human brother Ryan at home so I dealt with it. Thankfully she made it up to me by arranging a doggie playdate with Lemon and Squeekie. But then, she up and left AGAIN after dinner to do more errands! And she SNUCK out! No 'good byes', no 'I love you' - nothing. Apparently she thought it might be easier on me...well guess what? IT WASN'T! She thought I was neurotic before...but now I'm never letting her out of my sight! Honestly I thought I was pretty good at keeping tabs on her. If she gets up, I get up. If she leaves the room, I leave the room (even if she's coming right back within 10 seconds). Well I'm going to have to step up my game. No rest for the weary.