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It's a gas-gas-gas...by Jumpin Jack Flash

I is da KING!

I has been voted da King of da Rotties dis week. Dat means dat my big sisser Belle has to do everything I tells her to do like gibs me da big half of da cookie that mom breaks up for us and let me sleep on da good end of da couch wif all da blankies. I could command her to stand on her head even, if it so pleases me! hehehehehe! Naaahhhh, I plans to be a fair and just ruler and I promise to only torture her just a teeeny weeeny little bit.
*wink*

Just Whacked Outback Jackie Chan in the Box

When I first got here the peeps who fostered me thought I was a rottie/lab mix so I was "Just Jack" but other peeps had other ideas. Whenever I meet someone new they say "I think he's a _________ mix".

One said I looks more like a Beauceron mix than a rottie so I became "Just Jacques" and I had to go "wee wee" and stuff. Next they thought I looked more like a Swiss something guy cuz a Beauceron is too big so luckily I could still be "Jacques" cuz they still speak French.

After that my other teacher says I looks more like an Aussie mix since my coat is turning tri-color so I became "Outback Jack" and had to put shrimp on my skin girl's Barbies, don't ask me why, that's just what we do down under.

Then things things really got wild. I'm not quite sure how I became a rottie/chinese crested mix but I did like the name "Jackie Chan". That was a very cool name and I could jump around barking "Ki-yah!" that was fun.

Next thing I knew I had to keep checking my page to see what I was mixed with to adjust my name accordingly (big grown-up word huh?) I mean you can't has a Rottie/Italian grayhound name Jackie Chan can you? so I became "Jack the Whack" hehehehe that one was just silly!

This week I'm a Rottie/Boxer mix so it's only right that my name is "Jack in the Box" no?

One day maybe mom will get me a DNA test but until then I'll just keep on trying different breeds on for size. Besides, it keeps me occupied since I'm not allowed to chew up daddy's slippers anymores!

Just Whacked Outback Jackie Chan in the Box signing off *with one heck of a signature*

Teacher's Pet!

I finished my first semester of da schooling and I fink my teacher really really likes me. Whenever we learns sumptin new, she tells me and mommy to show the others how it should looks and then I gets lots of treats! I heard her tell my mommy she really choosed good when she picked me.

I even had a piddle accident in da school and my teacher said "it's okay, he's just a baby" I just grin and wag my swishy and wiggle side to side. She even does some stuff special wif me while the others are working.

Belle thinks that it's a-cuz she already taught mommy how to toss cookies at her but I think it's a-cuz I'm so cute. She's just be a teasing big sisser.

Okay recess is over I gots to do some homework!

"Just Jack"