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LIFE STORIES OF A FUR-DIVA

LOST AND FOUND

I AM NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF MY OWN ID MICROCHIP.
I AM TOLD IT IS A SMALL MICROCHIP WITH A RADIO FREQUENCY TRANSPONDER,ANTENNA AND CAPACITOR ENCASED INSIDE A GLASS TUBE THE SIZE OF A GRAIN OF RICE.
IT WAS INJECTED INTO MY SKIN BETWEEN MY SHOULDER BLADES.
NOW, THE DIVA GOT HER STROLLING LICENSE. WOOF!
IF I GET LOST AND I AM FOUND.
BY USING A RADIO FREQUENCY SCANNER AND SCANNING OVER THAT AREA IT WILL RETREIVE ALL THE IMPORTANT DATA NEEDED FOR MY SAFE RETURN HOME.
NEAT HUH???
THIS METHOD WAS MUCH NEATER THAN THE OLDER TRADITIONAL TATTOOED NUMBERS ON THE INSIDE OF MY THIGHES. BESIDES IF I SEE SOMEONE TAKING A GLANCE AT MY BE-HINEY, THIS DIVA KNOWS THEY ARE NOT JUST TRYING TO READ NUMBERS.....BOL!
ANY-HOWL, LIKE READING NUMBERS????
GET YOURSELF A PHONE BOOK!!! WOOF!

OUCH!!

I AM RECOVERING FROM SURGICAL STERILIZATION, OR BETTER KNOWN AS SPAYING OR NEUTERING.
I WILL NEVER HAVE LITTLE DIVA'S....WHINE.
THIS PROCEDURE REDUCES MY RISK OF REPRODUCTIVE AND MAMMARY TUMORS, UTERINE CANCER, INFECTION, AND WORSE OF ALL MORTALITY. I WILL NOT HAVE HEALTH ISSUES ASSOCIATED WITH PREGNANCY.
SUCH BIG WORDS FOR A BABY-GURL.
MOST OF US FUR-BABIES CAN HAVE THIS DONE BETWEEN FIVE-EIGHT MONTHS OF AGE.
YEP! MY GUARDIANS CHOSE THIS PROCEDURE FOR ME CAUSE THEY REALLY LOVE ME.
MY OWN PROSPECTIVE ON ALL THIS. I WILL HAVE MANY MORE QUALITY YEARS TO BE HERE TO GIVE ALL MY LOVE BACK.
NOW, WITH THIS TECHNOLOGY THIS DIVA CAN STRUT HER STUFF WITHOUT ATTRACTING THOSE UNINVITED ADVANCES.
WOOF! WOOF!

I AM STILL GROGGY FROM THE SLEEPY SANDMAN THEY GAVE ME,SO THIS SWEET DIVA IS ONLY INTERESTED IN HAVING SWEET DREAMS ABOUT ALL HER FUR-FRIENDS.
SMOOCHIES AND THE SWEETEST DREAMS TO ALL OF YOU.
I REALLY LOVE YOU GUYS!
I CAN'T BELEIVE I JUST SAID THAT...MUST BE THE ANESTHESIA. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

CAR SICK

MY FAMILY IS SO HAPPY TO HAVE ME AROUND.

ONE SUNNY DAY MY FUREVER FAMILY TAKES ME FOR A CAR-RIDE.
I LOVE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW, BUT I STARTED TO FEEL REALLY DIZZY AND OUZZY. I WAS DROLLING,THEN IT HIT ME. LET ME OUTA HERE I FEEL SICK. YEP! I PUKED.
I AM SO EMBARRESSED.
MOMMIE TOLD ME BECAUSE I AM A FUR-PUPPY MY EAR STRUCTURES ARE STILL IMMATURE AND I CAN GET MOTION SICKNESS. CAN'T BELEIVE THERE IS ONE OUNCE OF THAT IMMATURE THING GOING ON WITH THIS DIVA.
MY MOMMIE TOLD THE DOCFUR ON ME AGAIN.
HE TOLD HER WITH PRACTICE MOTION SICKNESS CAN BE CURED. GOOD, CAUSE THEY ARE NO DRUGS FOR THIS DIVA-GIRL.
I KNOW SHE REALLY CARES AND WORRIES ABOUT ME ALOT,BUT DID SHE HAVE TO TELL HIM MY EMBARRESSING STORY.
NEXT TIME OUT WE RIDE IN TRUCK.
GOOD NEWS, I DO'NT GET MOTION SICK IN THE TRUCK.
YEA!
MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT A DIVA AND A TRUCK.
YOU THINK!!
BOL!!