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It's All About Me! By Sadie

Poor Kitty (snicker-snicker)!

Our poor kitty is hurt, LOL! A few weeks ago the, "Great White Hunter" came home bragging about some Giant Mouse he almost caught in the back yard. He is really full of himself so of course I didn't believe a word of it! He turned up his nose at me and went to find Mom. When he pranced off, I noticed something strange about his tail, it wasn't stuck way up in the air (like his nose), it was limp....it was shaped like a question mark! Ha Ha, did he know how funny he looked? I just had to get a closer look....ouch!!! Guess he didn't get the joke! Here comes Mom, she'll laugh for sure! "Leave the poor kitty alone Sadie", you have got to be kidding me! He finally gets what he deserves for killing all those helpless little critters, and know she feels sorry for him! Give me a freakin break! Oh, he is lovin this! All of Mom's attention, poor kitty ! YUK! Mom says it was a Possum that hurt him, I hope the Possum is in a gang and they all come back looking for revenge on the "Great White Hunter". Then I'll really have a good laugh and a great story for you all! ............................................................ .........................................
Well, here we are two weeks later, Poor Kitty has to go to the vet cuz his precious tail is infected! Let's see how much he loves Momma now! Yep, just as I suspected, yucky medicine daily and a spray that really stings! There is some justice left in this world! Now who gets the last laugh?

A gift from the cat.

Today I woke up and smelled something strange in my bed, I looked around and there it was, a dead mouse. I woke Mom to tell on the cat for playing such a trick on me. She says "oh look, the big white hunter left you a present", a present? Obviously he doesn't know me very well, cuz a mouse is definitely not on my wish list! Maybe he is trying to make up for swatting at me yesterday? He will have to do better than a dead mouse before I will forgive him. He is a psycho-kitty! One minute he is stalking me and the next he wants to snuggle! Mom buried the mouse in the back yard next to the other 25 victims of the "Great White Hunter". He definitely has issues! Mom doesn't help the situation, she thanks him every time she discovers a new "present". He parades around the house so full of himself, it's just ridiculous! Anyways, I am going back to bed, Alone! No cats, no dead bodies, just me and Mom! Cats....who needs "em!

Meetin my cousin Isabella

Last night my aunt came over to visit us and brought my cousin Isabella with her. She is a Whippet. It took me about three hours to finally get up enough nerve to get a close up look at her. Boy is she funny looking! I think she has an eating disorder cuz she sure is skinny. I myself am comfortable just the way I am...big boned and my sister is just like me, so I don't understand how any relative of mine could be so thin. And those ears! (or lack of)! But Mom says she is supposed to look that way, so I will try not to stare. I don't get out much, it's too scary, so I have nothing to compare her to. I will just have to believe Mom. Maybe they just don't want to tell Isabella she is funny looking to spare her feelings? Anyways, I will keep the family secret. I tried to get to know Isabella but she is awfully stuck-up. She just sat on MY couch like she was a princess or something. I tried to show her my backyard, I thought maybe the fresh air would do her some good. I ran circles around her trying to get her to play, but she just stuck her nose in the air and walked past me. Who did she think she was? With those looks she shouldn't be so picky about making new friends! She ate my food, took my pillow, and got in bed with my mom! I finally decided to try a new approach. Maybe she just needed love and would like to cuddle? I tried to get into bed with them, and guess what she did? That long-legged freak growled at me! That was it! I went into the livingroom, got on my pillow, and ignored her. Family or not I do not like her. Finally, my aunt got ready to leave, I was not going to say goodbye! I was pouting! I heard the door shut so I got up to see mom. Ahhhh she was still there, I ran to the door to let my aunt know she forgot something. I barked and ran to the window but she just drove off. Mom said "look, Isabella is spending the night". Great a slumber party! Back to the couch I went. This was going to be one long night. Mom is getting out the camera, noooooooooo! Not family picture time, people will see them, they will tease me about my funny looking cousin, I will just die if anyone sees them! I am going to try and hide and don't ask me to smile! ..............Is it morning yet?