Maynard & Tess Redneck weddin'

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Picture of Maynard & Tess Redneck weddin', a male Pug/Scottish Terrier

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"Me and my bride Tessie!"

Home:Dog Park USA, TX  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 10 Years   Sex: Male
Our first Christmas

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"Our first Christmas"

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Waiting for Tess to get ready

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"Waiting for Tess to get ready"

Duffy designed this beautiful gown from draps and a lamp!

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"Duffy designed this beautiful gown from draps and a lamp!"

Tessie cut the first gown down into a honey moon outfit

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"Tessie cut the first gown down into a honey moon outfit"

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Taxi ride to the weddin'

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"Taxi ride to the weddin'"

Willey and the Poor Pups Playin' for our weddin' ( and one kitty Bear in the band)

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"Willey and the Poor Pups Playin' for our weddin' ( and one kitty Bear in the band)"

Robin Hood ready for the weddin'

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"Robin Hood ready for the weddin'"

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The Redneck couple

Sun Sign:
February 14th 2007

Arrival Story:
We was at the cafe one night. Maynard asked Tess "Ya wanna get hitched?" That is how it all began......

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A redneck Valentine poem

September 29th 2009 11:43 am
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A Rednecks: Valentine's Love

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and
I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt .

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
we go together like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds...... IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!

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