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Day One

The Vet To Be

Mom put that dang white coat on again. It's been ages since she put it on and what happens next? Well I'll tell ya....
She's "working" so hard all the time...she is going to be a veterinarian one day that lady...and I seem to be what she calls 'practice.'
I get up this morning...the usual: stay in bed for a while, stretch, wait for mom to get out of the shower, beg for breakfast, beg to be taken out...when I notice that she is packing up to go and I am going with her....usually this is good. We sit in a room at school, she reads and I do my thing...you know sleep. That's where I thought I was heading today but instead I end up in a cage for most of the morning and when she finally takes me out I get a prostate exam...nice mom, nice.
That white coat...nothing good comes from it. So far at the mercy of her white coat I have gotten 4 neuro exams, 3 ultrasounds, a plethra of vaccines and a finger in my anus.

I have sat here (actually slept) all day until mom came home. She finally did and what does she do? Gives me a pat on the head and starts doing that stupid square thing. If her head is not reading then she sits in front of that screen clicking away. She was gone for two weeks and wonders why I might be upset? Lady get a clue, I just need you to hang out with for a few minutes a day oh yeah how 'bout some dinner TODAY?