December 22nd 2008 8:53 am
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Dear Santy Claws,

How are things way up there?

I was wondering the other day if you have pizza places at the North Pole – and if you do, do they use dog sleds to deliver? Or maybe they use snowmobiles these days? These are thoughts that cost me precious hours of beauty sleep.

Well, here I am again, with my list. I have realized the error of my ways from last year when I was a tad bit greedy and perhaps selfish in my expectations. Certainly not getting anything last year from my list was an eye opener. I have re-adjusted my priorities, as such.

Okay, here we go!

1. World peace, yada, yada, yada.
2. A house.
3. Help for all the poor dogs and cats.
4. A pool for our house.
5. Cure all diseases.
6. Lifetime supply of Wagatha’s treats – various flavours.
7. Make sure everyone has a friend.
8. Lots of trips camping in our trailer.
9. No more wars.
10. Lots of cool squeaky toys – the noisier the better.

So, as you can see, I am a changed dog. I have worked very hard on my social conscience this year. I’m even considering taking up yoga. Yep – I’m that serious!

I hope you aren’t too fat to get in the sleigh this year and that you’ll get to our place before I wake up! I’ll try not to get up and eat your cookies this year – sorry about that, by the way.

Your friend,
Rupert