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I Got Hungry!!!

Never Eat Macadamia Nuts!!!!!!

A couple weeks ago I was bored and started hunting for food. As I walked around the house, I was amazed to see that my Mommy forgot to push the chair in all the way, so I was able to jump up on the table and found some nuts, not just any kind of nuts, but Macadamia Nuts. Little did I know that these nuts would produce a toxin that would temporarily paralize me. I think I ate half the can of nuts and boy were they good. But they made me really thirsty. After a couple of hours I started feeling a little sick and threw up my food and the nuts. When my Mommy got home she took me out and didn't even know what I had done until she found the mess I made and of course she was a little upset at me. But she still loves me!! Then when we were ready to go to sleep I was feeling really really sick, my stomach was bloated and I kept shivering, I was getting a little scared. I couldn't really feel my legs so I was having trouble walking and I couldn't even jump on the couch. So, my Mommy called the vet and they told her about what the Macadamia nuts do. What a night, I didn't sleep at all, I just drank lots of water and kept going to the bathroom, eventhough I could barely walk. I'll never eat Macadamia Nuts again!!! I promise.

The other night while my mommy was sleeping, I got hungry, well I'm usually always hungry. But I decided I would sneek into my food container and have a little snack. My mommy doesn't know that I know how to open the lid, but I do, it's easy!!! Shhhh, it's a secret. The only thing is, I can't seem to figure out how to put the lid back on. I'm afraid I will get caught because of this. I even think my mommy is getting a little suspicious since I couldn't put the lid back on the other night. Plus, the next morning, she kept telling me that I was going to get fat and that need to be on a diet. Hopefully she'll never know.

Buddy