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Chalupa's Deep Thoughts

The Food Bowl is in the Living Room, Anyway!

March 29th 2009 11:42 pm
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I am boycotting the kitchen floor. Mom insists on cutting my nails on a regular basis no matter how much I wriggle and squirm during these episodes of puppy abuse, and boy did she really mess up last time! She normally holds me vertically when she clips my nails (with my paws dangling if you can believe it!), but this last time I fought and squirmed around until I was flat on her lap. I thought this might be a bit better than being held like a water hose, but apparently it just made mom cut my nails at a weird angle. Now I can't stand on tiled floor without slipping all over the place! Well, mom says that my nails have grown out now and should be perfectly fine, but I'm not so sure I believe her. So now I refuse to step more than two paws onto the tile at any given time, even when strangers come into the house (I can't see the door from the carpeted living room) or mama drops food on the floor. It's definitely a bummer not being able to go into the kitchen, but I just am sooo mad about mom making me slip around! Mom and Chris think that I'm scared of the tile since I freeze and shiver if one of them sits me on it, but they are so totally wrong. This ferocious chihuahua is scared of nothing ... well, nothing other than garbage trucks, at least. I am shivering in anger, people!! Sure, it means that I may never be able to leave the living room without mom's help again, but I think I may just boycott the tile floor forever!


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