July 23rd 2006 9:58 pm
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Oh my! I am soooo embarrassed! The ferret and I were wrestling around, and I was totally kicking her little weasel butt. Then, all of a sudden, she grabbed my lip with her teeth ... hard! I started squawking for mommy, and mom ran over and tried to pull me away from the ferret but she wouldn't let go. It was like a chihuahua tug-o-war! I must say, I wasn't my normal dignified self - I squawked and squawked and squawked! When I was finally pried loose I was totally going to beat up that mean ol' weasel, but momma said there'd been too much fun for one night and put the ferret to bed. Bummer! I'm gonna nip her butt soooo much tomorrow!

In other news, mommy got me a new sweater. It is totally hideous! It's blue with funny buttons on the back ... yuck! She keeps trying to tell me that it's "adorable," but I know better. I don't know why that woman keeps trying to put me in clothing ... I don't like it at all. It's uncomfortable and it makes me waddle around funny! And the other day, I heard her talking about how much she wants to get me some sort of hat (it has holes for my ears to stick out, she says) ... a HAT! What respectable chihuahua princess wears a hat?!?

Sometimes I just don't know how I ended up in this crazy family!