A Taste of Freedom

One minute. Only one minute more and she will be opening that door again. Lola will be wetting her plants again. Patience...patience. Here she goes... three.. two... *click* Wooooohoooooo!!!!!!!!!!! Run! Run! Run! I ran sa fast as i can to the big and bright world outside! Weeeeee!!! Catch me if you can!!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

*bang*

Huh? Hey no one even noticed me. Am i dreaming? Nobody here. Hmmm. Open gate. Still nobody. Open gate.

WOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I ran as fast as i can to the street. Up or down? Up! Run! Run! Run!

*GrRRrrRrrRrrrR.... GrRrRrRrrRRrrRrrr...*

I stopped. Uhh, who's there? The sound was coming from inside the brown gate to my right. I walked towards it. *Sniff-sniff* Uhhh..who..who..who's there? *Sniff-sniff*

*GrRrRrRRrrrRRRr......rRRRR-AAArrF! GGrrRrrrR-ARfFf! .....GRrRARFF!!*

MOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!! MOOOMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!

My legs are shaking as i walked away towards the ledge. It's a dead end!

*GRrGRrrRgggRRrr-AAArf!!-GrRRAaRRRffff!*

MOMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hey little fella what are you doing there?" An old man picked me up and carried me towards our gate.

The next thing i knew, i got a new pile of Chunky beef under my nose. It's good to be home. =D

Torture Chamber (Boxer's 1st Haircut)

I just had my first haircut. Don't ask. Mommy handed me over to that chinky-eyed girl in apron and she acted really friendly...at first. Then we entered the torture chamber. First she strapped me into a long metal bar. Then, she took out this long and hard metalic stick with that white fluffy thing at the end. Oh no. I just knew right away what she's gonna do. The next thing i knew, i was screaming my heart out while trying to escape from the hands of three torturers! But they had their way. I closed my teary eyes tightly as they inserted the metal stick into my ear. Waaaaaahhhh!! Mommy help me!!! But did mommy help? Noooooooo!!! I didn't even think she heard me. She was on the other side of the glass smiling and waving! Then Ms. Chinky started to cut my nails. Now, that part im kinda used to it cuz mommy does it at home, but it just felt good annoying those three. So i started screaming and shaking again. Then, it was all black. The next thing i knew, i was inside the doggy tub and Ms. Chinky is smiling at me again. What?! One moment she's Ms. Torture and now she's Ms. Nice Gal? *Sigh* Girls, girls. You'll never understand them. Then just when i thought everything is over, Ms. Chinky went back to business again and put me inside....A BIG METAL BOX!!! Oh man, could things get any worse than this? This is like the ultimate torture of all lifetimes! Oh yes things could. It started blowing hot air inside! Oh good God of all the Universe why?? WHy??? I'll be a real good boy to mommy i promise!!! Mommy!!!!! Heeeeeelllllpppp!!!!! Then, there was silence. Ms. Chinky opened the door again and took me out. Thank you Lord. Then another Ms. Chinky took me. But she's prettier than the first one - she's like an angel. She spoke some weird words to me that i totally don't understand, but for some reason i knew i'd be nice to her. So i just sat there while she cut my hair here and there...

"Boxer!!!" Hey i know that voice. MOOOOMMMMYYYY!!!! Is it done? Is everything finished? AM I FREE?? Oh yeah!! Who's the man?! Woooohooo!!! I did it! I did it. It felt real good! We were walking out of the torture place when i suddenly caught a glimpse of myself on the glass doors. WWHaaat?! Now that's just really great. Ribbons?! Hey mooooooom! Im not exactly a sweety tootsy girl here....

Eastwood Adventure

Dear Arfy (Boxer's diary),

Mommy and i went to eastwood last week. As usual, the car ride made me roll and fall and dizzy all over, but it wasn't so long before we finally entered the brightly lit eastwood city. I've been wanting to go there ever since mommy and i learned that the eastwood mall would let me get in. The other malls don't like doggies like me inside. (Don't they know i smell better than them? They don't even bother to smell me...) Then, we went outside where i finally got to walk on my own (without a leash! mommy thinks im grown up already!). But i just couldn't hold it. Mommy got angry because peed in front of the little bargain store. Suddenly, two big furry fellas came running at me. I was so scared i ran under mommy's skirt. But mommy seemed to be excited to see them. She said i am like them but they don't seem to look like me. Their hair touched the floor and they got long mustaches. Mine is short. Anyways, they were with another doggy (there were 3 of them) but that one is different. I've never seen such a horrible face! (But mommy finds him cute). Her name is Paris but i think she's a...a.... i don't know exactly but i remember mommy saying that its a..a .. a Bug?! Oh yeah i remember, a Pug! (More like a bug to me.) It was such a relief when we walked away from those three. In the middle of the park i saw something familiar hanging on the wall with bright lights on it. Hmmm. I was sure i saw it before.... Aha! It's the one written on my Food plastic when mommy buys it from the supermarket.. Ped..Pederg..Pederge.. Pediger.. Pedigree! Yup, that's it. And so we went there where the bright lights are and what do i see?! Big, big, big yellow doggies! Lots of them! It sure scared the hell out of me! I ran again under mommy's skirt as one of them came sniffing at me. His mommy was also with him. His name is Max. Slowly, i went out from where i was hiding and faced Max with all the braveness in my heart. He's not so bad after all. He's not like other dogs, he is friendly. But i just don't understand why he had to wet my sweet smelling coat with his icky big tongue. He did that to mommy too! I guess that's a good thing to do. Then Max's mommy gave mommy something. It was a familiar yellow package... then i realized, its food!!! Yeah! Mommy's got more food for me! (Did i mention i just LOVE eating? Especially when mommy makes me one of those Ped toppings!) After that i met a couple of other weird looking doggies who also came to get free doggy food. And there was this really scary little rat-looking doggy who just kept barking at me. I also kept running under mommy's skirt but she also always forces me to play with that horrible rat erm, dog. When i was about to cry, mommy said we were leaving already. Haha. He can't get me anymore! Happy happy happy, we went outside to the parking lot with my free Pediger..Pedigree! On our way home, i just slept in the car without rolling and falling anymore.

I'm so excited! Mommy said we are going to megamall today. She bought a new bag for me last night and she wants to carry me around with it! Oh i cn just imagine the torture! But its ok, mommy said she's going to buy me a new sweater. =D i'll see you later Arfy, *sniff-sniff*.

Boxer