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A Day in the life of Rosie

Milo and Otis are awesome...

Today my mom bought me a movie. The Adventures of Milo and Otis. I watched the whole movie and barked and growled through the whole thing. I tried so hard to get the pug dog on the screen to notice me, but he didn't. Now I'm going to go lay under the computer desk and beg for Milkbones.

Me again

So, My mom thought it would be a great idea to teach me some tricks. It took her three years to teach me to "sit". Little does she know how brilliant I really am. When she'd tell me to sit, I'd stare at her until she'd give me the dog treat anyway but she caught onto that and now I have to actually sit to get the milkbone. Now she's teaching me "down". Its my favorite. I get to lay on the floor and be feed treats...Mom bought me a new toy so I'm planning on spending all day tomorrow killing it...

Hello World...

So, today I woke up and found myself on top of the covers on the bed. How did that happen?! So I headbutted my mommy until she let me back under. I accidently bumped her so hard she woke up and then she got out of bed. Now I'm all alone in the king sized bed and she's not here to snuggle up against and keep me warm. Then to get even, she yanked me out and threw me outside. She kissed my head before she threw me out, but I'm still mad at her. Me and my sister Milli did our "morning business" and then stood by the back door FOREVER until mommy let us back in. She made toast while I was outside(I could smell it!) and she gave me and Milli a crust, so I forgave her.

Mommy doesn't work today, so we can snuggle on the couch all day. Mommy took me and Milli for a walk and I pooed on this crazy ladies driveway!!! But mommy picked it up in a baggie and threw it in a garbage can. Then we came home and I barked and growled at some dog who lives in the TV...now I'm going to have a nap until its bedtime...