July 28th 2009 7:14 pm
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Hello - please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Clancy and I'm a three year old male (neutered - not by choice - haha) with natural ears and tail. Just last week I was in jail (a shelter) with a huge scary dog. I have no idea how I ended up in jail - it had to be a case of mistaken identity. Anyway, these wonderful people at Blue Ridge Boxer Rescue believed that I was innocent so they went to court (the shelter) and had my case thrown out. Luckily, I am now a free man and have no criminal record. Once I got out of the slammer, these nice people took me to the Dr. to make sure I was healthy. Guess what? I got a clean bill of health (no heartworms, intestinal worms or health problems) - they just gave me some vaccinations and neutered me (that gives me chills just saying it)!!!! I'm now in a halfway house (my foster home) and this place is AWESOME! I must be a prince or something really important because they pamper me here and give me two meals a day - WOW! I have some fur brothers and sisters and I was a little shy at first but now we play and one of my sisters even gives me kisses (maybe she's my kissing cousin - haha). I discovered toys today and those things are really cool - mom got one just for me but it took a few days for me to figure out what it was. I also like to ride in the car and hang out with skin kids. I haven't got to meet any cats yet so I'm not sure how we get along yet. I'm fascinated by squirrels and birds and try to chase them but never seem to catch them b/c our yard is fenced in. Mom tells me how handsome I am - I'm really muscular, have great posture and she keeps talking about these 2 little pink spots on my lips. If you ask me, I think she just has a weakness for cute guys. Well, I had better run - I have to answer some letters from girls that wrote me while I was in jail - boy will they be glad to hear I'm out! If you have a weakness for handsome boys and you would like to do the Jailhouse Rock, just fill out your application - you will NOT be disappointed! Catch ya later!
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