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you think you know but you have no idea...a day in the life of an oes.

the bbq was good until...

i've been looking forward to our bbq all week! all i've had on my mind is cheeseburgers! the day started off good everyone was telling me how cute i was, my sister always tells me she's loved me since i was an embryo, whatever that means but i was having f-u-n-n! back to my story, chris was chasing me around the deck, he always wants me to play with him. i dont know how much more i can chase him i think he needs to find a friend his own age, dont get me wrong, i love him but im only 4 and hes 28! the bbq... i had chicken, cheeseburgers and even a veg burger. of course i just had pieces of them my family isnt that cool to give me the whole thing and chris never wants to share anything off his plate. he always keeps it all to himself so i really rely on my grandmother to give me food b.c she doesnt eat that much. well, anyways i was having so much fun! i started to get tired around 1am thats my bed time, before i go to bed i like to use the backyard as a bathroom. well, when i was done doing what i needed to i ran back to the house as i always have and boom i fell into the pool. everyone always told me if i went into the pool id know how to swim. they were wrong!!!!! i kept tumbling under the water and i heard my mother screaming and crying and i couldnt get out. it was only for a short second but i couldnt get out. my uncle was just about to jump in to save me but i was able to pull myself out. my poor family was hysterical. i really dont know how i fell in but boy do i hate that pool! as an oes i have a lot of hair so it took a while for me to dry off. my sister who is in all the pictures with me went to get me a towel to dry me off, she really loves me. she didnt know i was running through the house and got the floor all wet and when she went to bring me a towel and fell on her butt and busted her knee. it was kinda funny but i didnt want to laugh at her as she was getting me the towel. after a good hour of drying me off everyone kept hugging me and giving me bones, i like when people tell me im cute. i was a little shaky and it was hard to fall asleep so my mother brought me downstairs and told me it was ok to sleep on the couch and she covered me with a nice warm blanket and kissed me goodnight. if i ever fall in the pool again i hope ill be a little more prepared!