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A Dog Named Bandit's Life

What Up!!!

Hi,this is my second entry of my public diary......

Dear Diary,

Today is a funny day......When I was running down the stairs I fell and accidentaly peed on my big sis's shoes (favorite shoe ever)then my sis got mad at me and also carried me to the bathroom and closed the door with my favorite toy,Squeky.I got bored and started to chew things wildly....I just remebered that is Laundry Day!They took their bedsheets and pillow sheets (whatever thats called).And their dirty clothes they also put in....Weird humans doesn't know what their doing....I heard humans do their bussnes in some kind of thing toilet?To all dogs who is reading this,be careful they might potty train you!!! (whatever that means...)

I hope you enjoyed my life.....



-Bandit ^_^

OMG!!!

OMG!! I(Bandit)just peed on my big sister's bed!But I didn't care and left it without telling her.Then I went to the living room and to the balcony,I saw that the door which leads to my parent's room was open,so I went in and saw a closed door which leads to the hallway.I tried to get out on the closed door than turn around and go out on the open door from where I came in!!!My big sister came to let me out and told me I'm a dumb dog.Then it was lunch time,my grandma called me and gave me my lunch.Yummy!!When I was eating,I didn't realise that I peeing the same time!! Woof,Woof!! My mom got mad and put me in the bathroom with the door closed,so I couldn't get out and countinued peeing (when my mom was holding me I was still peeing).Then my sis came in and played with me,when my mom was gone to work my sis took me to her room and placed me on her bed.She saw my pee on her bed(the begining of this diary entry) and said "Get Out.........." and carried me to my grandma.But she didn't shout,she said normally,but with a mad expression on her face.... Well that is the end of today's diary entry...Hope you enjoyed my day! Arffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! BOL