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Chicken Balls

Hi everyone I have been so darned busy herding chickens on the farm and taking care of my Nommy, that I have not had time to update anyone. But this cannot wait!
I was herding the chickens the other day and I found a whole group of balls laying in some hay. I do not know how they got there. They were white, brown and spotted and not made too well. They were oval and rolled funny when I tried to roll them. I think they may have belonged to Gran-Nommy cause she came and took them away. I decided to watch dem sneaky pete chickens. Studmuffin, who is the biggest boy denied knowing anything about them.
Ummm, none of de boiyz knew anything. I asked Obama, Foghorn and Generic: they said they did not do it. I beweef dem too. So I began to look for a female accomplice. I began to watch Ms.Priddy, she is always getting in a tree. I kept my eye on Henrietta she hides beneath the porch with Black Betty Bambeldam, an exotic hen of sorts. the rest of the girls were pretty much not worth noticing.
During this time I spied those three going into the sleeping house...
I quietly crawled to the door. I watched as Ms. Priddy went to the hay she sat down and next thing I know she is telling the others "Look, look, look what I got." I then saw Henrietta come to the hay and before she could set down one of those funny balls must have fallen out of her pocket! She was stealing from Gran Nommy. What is worse she had 2 balls! I had to see if Black Betty Bambeldam was in on this too and she was! What is so shocking is where she hid her ball! I am ashamed to tell you, but I hear it is a common thing in jails.
I knew then that I was dealing with some real sneaky jailbirds. I ran as fast as possible to GranNom and told her... "Come, come, come" Those sneaky birds began to run around looking for an escape route. But Gran Nommy just smiled and said "Good job girls!" Gran Nom picked up those ugly balls. The neighbor has some ugly balls too in his hay. Those jailbirds are stealing from the neighbors. OH NO GRAN NOMMY is an accomplice. I will try to keep you informed.

Those Silly Chickens

Gran Nommy has some chickens and they are soooo bad. Today while mom was gone to the doctor the evil chickens came onto the porch and knocked one of Gran Nommy's tomatoes onto the porch! Then they pecked it until it was all dead and gone! I barked and barked, but they would not listen to me at all. When Gran Nommy came home she was a bit shocked. I am just sooooo glad I am not as silly as the chickens.
Since I was such a good boy, my Mommy gave me a good bath to get rid of da fweez and dirt. When Gran Nommy came home she was so happy to see me clean that she kissed me between my ears.

Hello I am BeauBeau aka BOBO

Hello my name is Beau. I am a fun-loving boy who enjoys playing in my GranNommy's house, sleepin' in da big beds, and gardening. My human is a sweet thing but her mom takes care of me when she is in school. I enjoy getting new toys and I can jump nearly 3 feet straight into the air! I will tell you more about my life later.