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Ive Been tagged by Marshmellow
October 19th 2009 1:49 pm
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Rules:
List 7 facts about yourself. Put your facts and the rules in your diary. Then tag 5 dogs (dont forget to put their names) who must put 7 facts about themselves in their diary. Let the dog know with a rosette or a pmail that they have been tagged! Have Fun!!!

Game:
Here are my 7 facts:
1.I love to wake up at 4:30 every morning and lay my face on Mommy and Daddy and force them to kiss my furry cheeks and they DO IT
2. I think I am supposed to get to go work with Daddy and get very angry and run out my dog door and pout by the fence
3. I bite my big 100 pound cousin Sam and tewwify him into submission...he is my swave and obeys me without question
4. Mama says my bones are made of jello because I am so wiggly
5. I am a "gifting" doxie..I bring in things I find outside to decorate Mommy's house...rocks, leaves, parts of bushes, sticks, flowers, once I found a broken bird....
6. I try to boss Chloe around and she is patient but..she is really the Alpha..she is gentle and takes a lot of crap, but she sometimes puts me in my place.
7. I bark at Mommy if she will not play fetch and I will not stop

Now to look to see who I am going to tag!!!! I know I will tag Sunshine because she was my very firstest friend!!!....

I got tagged by Lucy..this should be fun!

My friend Lucy upgwaded da tag. Is more fun and more inpawresting…
1) Whut r yur Momma an' Dadda's names??
>>I call them Mommy and Daddy...but offer peoples call dem Wobin and Weland and I LOVE them to pieces!!!!!

2) Where r yur fabourite pwace tu sweep?
>If it is for a wittle nap it would be wif Mommy..at night time I have a wittle bed next to Mommy's side of the bed wif some covers and my favorite toy..I would rather be wif Mommy and Daddy but dey is scared of kicking me or hurting me..so I sleeps der...and Sister Chloe has her place toooooo. I wake dem up EVERY morning at 4:30 and get IN the bed and demand loves...and they don't even complain or fuss cause they love me SO much
3) How du yu hab fun when dere r nuffin du??
>>I can always find things to destwoy...bite de pawents and get them to sceeem and yell...pull Chloe's tail while she is sweeping...bark at Mommy...pull up Mommy's pwants...bring Mommy pwesents from outside to decowate her house, nice rocks and sticks and wovely weeds, I am always busy being helpful...help chase the big monster that Mommy has to contwol all over the house..I don't know what it is but Mommy has to westel it and I have to help contwol it..big work and I am aways habbin' to watch dog...big work for a baby doxie.

4)Du yu watch teebee?
>> not much, but I like music and I sit next to Mommy when she plays her violin and helps her practice..when I is tired and wants to play I tell her to stop and lets fetch

5) Whut r yur fabouwite part ob dis Dogster fingy???
>> not much..I don't wike my Mommy on the copooter at ALL

6) Whut r yur fabouwite moobie?? Bonfire of the Vanities--only because there is a big doxie named Marshall that hates the wain and hates getting his paws wet...and so do we.
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7) Whut r yur fabouwite musix???
>> Viowin Concertos..of course..what else..I wike Fwitz Kreisler's compositions and dat makes me happy


8) Whut is yur fabouwite woad twip???
>>oh, even round the block makes me happy and I am furious if I get weft...I run outside through my dog door to the fence when Daddy goes to work and give him "the business"!
9) Whut fuds r yu eatin' dese days? I wike puppy "Beneful" cuz I wike those colwers..love it! and cawwots and apples and most of all, I like popcorn!!!
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10) If yu cood be ANYFING yu want fur da Hallowe'en, whut/whu wood yu be???
>>Mama says I should be Hitler and Chloe should be an angel

Now to find six pals to tag...fun!!!!

Getting to be a big girl!

Mama says that I have grown alot since I was born, but I can't tell it. I weighed 2 pounds the day that I came home and now I am around 5 solid pounds. I've gotten alot of my big girl teeth and most important of all that "operation" that Mama was talking about is now out of the way and we don't have to worry about that ANYMORE! Mama keeps trying to keep me from playing too much cuz the vet says to not run and jump too much for 2 weeks but that's hard to do cause I love to stay busy. Now, that first day afterwards, you couldn't pry me off my pillow and Mama and Daddy were right there at my service! Now all my shots are over--for a good while anyway--and I can look forward to playing and having a good time. I am loving the world and learning all about it--I would stay outside almost all the time if Mama would let me and if she would stay there with me. When we are in the house I bark and bark at Mama and grab her pants and try to pull her to the back door, because I want to GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY and I want her to go watch me. Mama does have things to do inside the house and I have to let her do her work--but sometimes I grab her and say, "ENOUGH! Let's go out!" and she will come play with Lexie. I still bring her presents from outside through my dog door, grass, flowers, bugs, sticks, roots--I drag them in and lay them at her feet cause I love her so very much. Sometimes I stuff them in my parents garden clogs to find later. They really love the bugs. BOL! BOL! My parents love me so much and I am one happy little dog! Life is good!

addendum: MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT FOR TODAY

Well would you believe I lost both of my front baby teeth today? YEP..both of 'em. Mama said they were just hangin' by a thread and would come out any minute--and I think she was kind of hoping she would find them..but I think they might have fell out outside. Sorry Mommy...I am still expecting the TOOTH FAIRY. My big girl teeth are still just under the gum line so I am a member of the snaggle tooth club..no front teeth!!!! Last night I was chewing anything...ANYTHING..even the adirondack chairs...a rock..sticks, grass...you name it...I wanted those teeth OUT big time... so my wish came true today...now Mama says it won't be too long until the bottom baby teeth do the same thing and I'll be chewing the house down again!

Tip toe around Chloe

Chloe sleeps on the floor in the kitchen...right under the cabinet. She sleeps there just in case food jumps out of the cabinet and lands on the ground so she can be the first to grab it. She sleeps there all the time. Me and Mama have to walk all around her...she sleeps with one eye open too. Chloe worries about food 24/7. Sometimes I am scared to walk by her because she might think my drumsticks are chicken...Chloe is happy, happy, HAPPY in the morning and rejoices like a dance hall girl because she is getting breakfast. I stay out of that girl's way because she might accidentally burlesque on me...though I must confess I rejoice a bit myself at breakfast time. Chloe is nice sometimes but she can be right irritable too...I like to run circles around her outside, faster and faster while she is trying to do her "thing". Chloe doesn't see much humor in it..but I think it is hilarious. Chloe doesn't care for me pulling her tail either..and she doesn't want to race. Chloe's worst fear in life is that a morsel will fall and I will zip and beat her to it.
I love to run to the ramp before Chloe and I will lay on it and Chloe gets mad and growls at me...Mama fusses at me for tormenting Chloe. Chloe butts me off like a billy goat and Mama tells me that is what I get for tormenting. When Chloe fell in the gold fish pond I ran to see if I could jump in...just as I was about to jump Mommy grabbed me and foiled my plans.

Success!

July 3: At last I succeeded in going through the horrible, scary plastic flaps that stand between me and outside. Long, I have stood and barked at them and they did not budge! I bit them hard and they did not flinch--I must admire them for their ability to withstand my painful bite and twist technique, even Mommy screams when I do this powerful act! But finally they parted when I poked them with my nose and pushed on through and then down the ramp I went and I was outside all by myself!

July 4: Things are very strange tonight. The entire house shakes tonight with powerful sounds and the skies are lit up with bright lights that come and go. Mommy and Daddy do not seem afraid but sister Chloe has gone into the house and is under the bed. The grill has nice smells and Mommy says it is all okay--she put some cotton in my ears that has made the sounds much better. I must keep a close eye on the children to see if I can snatch their food because I have learned they are an easy mark. That infidel Great Dane, Sam from next door is here...I must bite his paws and herd him away from the possible morsels that might drop on the ground...

July 5: Today I experienced great success in obtaining Mommy's foot covers and dragging them under the bed and was just about to destroy them when she caught me in the act and took them away from me. Later, I got one of Daddy's large one's and was escaping with it to under the couch when once again, Mommy saw me and grabbed it away! Also, Mommy did the strange ritual of rubbing my teeth with a strange device that tasted pretty good but I'm still not sure that I enjoyed this very much. She also told me I had a loose tooth and that I would be getting a "big girl tooth" soon. Those shoes had better look out!

July 6: I hope my Mom loses that bottle of Bitter Apple spray