If I Ruled the World.......

This is inspired by the Big Time Rush song,"If I Ruled the World."
If I ruled the world..... I'd be sure that no dog would be treated cruelly, I'd have an awesome dog mansion, and I'd have a million stuffed animals.
While my mom was reading through the old diary entries, she came to, "Weekly Stories About Me." She might do another one, but she's not sure yet.

Mommy Started Brushing My Teeth

So my mom started brushing my teeth everyday. I guess she thinks that my teeth could definitely use some cleaning. I don't like it though. I wiggle a lot, and I won't let her get close to my mouth. My mom is determined to teach me to let her brush my teeth though. I think I may start doing diary entries everyday. Hopefully mommy will have enough time, even though school is starting back up. I hate it when school starts back up, because I don't get to play with her as much. Goodnight!

My mom might not write a story for this week! ):

My mom might not write a story for this week, because she's been busy this week and she has a feeling that she might not have time next week either. She says she'll, " Just go with the flow". She'll probably just do what she feels like this week. Which means playing with me and the new neighbors, practicing softball, and watching T.V.

Weekly Stories About Me!

Mommy says that she's gonna write a story about me and her. I'm a super hero and she's a spy, together we make an unstoppable team.
Story: " We're Here!" dad shouted as we got out of the car. I slammed the door and walked in to meet my new best friend. As I entered the cage to see the puppies, probably the smallest dog ran and hopped up to me and got a hold of my pants legs and just tugged and tugged until I tripped. Then, she decided to jump up one me and lick my face. " I like this one, dad, she's playful and sweet," I stated as he walked in the door. " You sure, you just got here?" he asked curiously. " I just got a feeling that this is the one," I stated. I asked the farmer what kind of breed it was and he stated that it was a Miniature Dachshund. We got in the car and brought her home. I think she really enjoyed sticked her head out the window and letting her ears flop around. When, we got home my super watch communicator went off. "Hello," I stated. "It's me, Ron," Ron stated. "What's up, Ron?" I stated. "We have a new mission for you, turn on super computer" he stated. I ran to my club house and pushed the red button. My super computer came up and I saw my new mission. When I went in side to tell my dad I had a mission to do, I couldn't find him anywhere, but I did find a note on the fridge.
"Dear Lily,
I know your secret and if you don't quit being the hero then you can forget ever seeing your dad again.
Yours Truly,
Doctor Evil,"
I read aloud in shock. " Ron, I gotta save my dad, because I'm never gonna quit being the hero," I stated with confidence. " You sure you wanna do this?" Ron asked. " I'm positive," I stated. All of a sudden I heard someone ask if they could help. "Who said that?" I asked nervously. " Me, Lucky," Lucky stated. "You can talk!" I shouted. " Yeah, I also have super bark, super strength, and I can fly," Lucky stated. I was so shocked that I was speechless. I guess it was meant to be though. We would make a perfect team, I have amazing fighting skills and she's a super hero.

TO BE CONTINUED! ( ;

R.I.P. Toy

Mommy says I officially killed my toy. She's still gonna let me keep it a little longer. I pulled almost all the cotton out though.

Softball!

Mommy has started practicing for Softball, since soon mommy will be going back to school and she needs to be good enough for the softball team. She's not gonna try out unless she gets good enough in time and she thinks that it'll take a while to get good. I mean she's awesome at pitching and catching, but her batting needs lots of practice. I'll be cheering her on all the way! I hate thinking about school at this point though, I hate when mommy has to go to school for so long. By the looks of it so does mommy, I don't blame she tells me terrible things about. Like they make you work, the teachers are strict( she only had one teacher that was mean and she don't mean strict), all the popular kids that think they're better than you, and on the first day it takes a while to find all your classes. There are a few things to look forward to, like softball, Jr. Beta,golf, tennis, girl scouts, and you learn. Mommy got done practicing. For her size she has a got a strong arm, for anyone! She's getting better at batting, too. Sometimes she tries to hit the balls that or to low or to high. She's gotta watch for that! I think someday she be a great player. She should be the pitcher though. She's good at aim also. I'm so proud of her, especially of her grades!

Ticks!

I can't believe it I got a tick on me, but mommy told her dad and he pulled it off! Mommy also got a tick so we didn't get to have a sleepover together. We didn't watch a movie or read a magazine. THAT STINKS! I still had fun though!

Park!

We went to the park today. It was so much fun. Mommy's daddy took lots of pictures! We went on the slide, the mary go round,the treehouse, and on the seesaw. Mommy was surprised at how calm I was on the seesaw. I like the treehouse, but I'm kinda of afraid of heights. My mom gave me some tips on how to chase birds. That was really fun to do!

Birthday Presents!

Mommy got me a new dog bed, pupcorn, a collar charm, a hoody that says Athletic Dog, and a new dog toy that's purple and long like a Dachshund. The dog bed was brown and the collar charm has a heart and a hair bow. The dog toy was made by ASPCA. The best thing about today is that mommy is gonna spend all day with me and I get to sleep in her room tonight. We're gonna sleep in a sleeping bag, because her daddy doesn't like me on mommy's bed. We're probably watch Beverly Hill's Chihuahua and whatever movie is on Disney Channel. I think it might be Sky High tonight. We're also play on dogster a little while, then we'll go to the park and for a walk. We'll play some fetch and do a training session probably. It's gonna be lots of FUN! (:

VBS Is Over!

Yesterday was the last day of VBS! Mommy says it was so much fun, but she missed me. On the last day they had a picnic. They ate ice cream, popcorn, and Send Me S'mores. Mommy filled up popcorn bags with popcorn. They had a whole bag full. Speaking of popcorn mommy got me a bucket of pupcorn for my birthday!