The stuff I can't say out loud.

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Gee, time flies!

September 19th 2011 8:02 pm
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Last month I turned 3 yrs old!
Has it really been 3 years since Mommy was carrying me around in a Sherpa at her college????

haaaaaaaa! Those were fun days. Mom never stops reminding me how obnoxious a puppy I was! HAHA! She tells me that after raising me to a year, she vowed not to get another puppy.

. . . . But then she got my little brother Aero (who she says was a model puppy. . . except for his brattiness of course -- I think mommy just likes to sleep during the night. . . what a weird human).

So I guess I didn't COMPLETELY ruin mommy's puppy spirit.

Here's to getting older!

 

Almost here!

August 14th 2010 1:23 pm
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My birthday's coming in 3 days! I'll be 2 years old!

I've survived another summer, and then the countdown til snow begins!! whoooohooooooo!!

>_>? What's that?

Mom says she's not happy about winter coming at all.
But guess what everyone?!

That dog park the slow humans kept promising to build has finally opened! It's only a few blocks away, which means mom will have NO excuse for not taking me to the doggy park when the cold comes. hehe.

I will give her a little credit. She's finally making use of the roller wheel shoes she's always had; I love running!! Mom wishes I would pull her more, but I say, "what do you expect?!" I haven't run in a while - a dog's got to get in shape first!

Oh!!! Mom says we're goin to go check out that park now!

Talk to you all soooooon!

 

Finally!!

May 30th 2010 7:29 pm
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We've had quite a few hot days so far.

Finally, mom decided to take me to the beach. AH! Blessed cold water! I pulled mum all the way over there from the car. She was getting pretty irritated with me, which was my goal, cuz as soon as we entered the beach area, she let me go right away because she couldn't wait to be rid of me.

I ran like the wind! Straight into the water. And stole the first tennis ball from some dog right away.

I chomped it until it died.
It took in too much water in its side wound and drowned. Even my resuscitation efforts weren't enough to make it float again. Eventually, I forgot where it was cuz I accidentally buried it alive under the sand. Ah well!! I ended up just stealing another one from some unsuspecting victim!

The best part of my visit was when I dunked my little brother Aero's head beneath the waves. I did it a few more times just for kicks, and mom yelled at me. (Hey, he was having fun, Mom! . . .weren't you little buddy?? *glares at behind mom's back*)

The worst part about my visit was when mum caught me; she took me into the deep end just cuz she wanted to see me swim. Humans!

Oh I swam all right! And tried to make sure mum never caught me again.
Needless to say, she did catch me when it was time to go home.

Hopefully, mum will see my heat stroke, and take me back to the blessed water soon. Let's see if this works,

"MOM!! I'm hot again now!!!"

. . . .
. . . .

Nope. She's still watching TV.
Guess I'll try again tomorrow.

 

Fur storm!

March 29th 2010 11:55 am
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Ok. I've covered the dog bed, the floors. . .*looks around for something more*

I've started blowing my coat. I got a bath last night and Mom brought out that stupid furminator. I hate when she keeps combing the same spot over and over.

The war has started! I'm gonna give you a run for your munni mom!! hahahaaaaa. . . you just wait till it gets REALLY warm.

You're gonna need more garbage bags!!

>:D

 

Cries.

March 22nd 2010 6:51 pm
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The warm is coming back.

That's all I have to say!

ok. one more thing.

I'm gonna shed all over your bed mom.

Done.

 

One last time!!!!

March 20th 2010 9:52 pm
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I couldn't help but fold my ears back in the onslaught of cold cold pelting snow. . .

I have to remember the feel of it, the delicious taste of it, because the season of discomfort is coming. . .summer.

Today is friggin' snowed!!!

I thought my moments of triumphant were over! Especially since it was almost 70 degrees yesterday! (and mum still made me walk btw!! >:O the outrage!)
But I woke up this morning, and boy oh boy!! It was snowing!!!! And it didn't stop not once all day!!

Ah, the deep satisfaction of seeing mum shiver again, waiting while I took my long pee. (if only my bladder could hold more!!)

Mom's such a weakling. . .

Remember the snow, Tekoa. . .remember the snow!

 

K. . .K. . .Kahlua!

January 27th 2010 8:45 pm
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I don't know why ma keeps trusting me outside my crate when she leaves. Even when the other human is home, I don't have to worry. She sleeps like a puppy.

Believe me, I know!

I've knocked things over, crunched on things. . . everything short of howling. And she doesn't move. At the most, she'll give a grunt or two. Swat at me with her arm. woo hoo hoo. . .!

So this morning, my ma and her human mother left to go to work. I waited the appropriate amount of time. . . and got the Kahlua bottle off the counter!!!

It only took a few crunchies to get the cap to leak, and then I was in Kahlua heaven.
I didn't know that the human mother was coming back home. She caught me and took it! Booo. . .

I got drunk anyway.

Now I know what makes the humans walk funny and talk funny after they drink this stuff. I was falling left and right. I couldn't keep my eyes open. . . my howl .. . wouldn't come out as smooth.

The bed human was so worried all day about me. She kept asking me why I have to do this stuff when she's home alone with no car.

Me? I just slept and slept.

But I'm ok!! I wasn't sick at all. A little diarrhea. . *cough cough* but I'm fine.

Ma says I have 9 lives like a kitty. I keep putting my life in danger and come away without a scratch. She wishes I would stop trying my luck.

But why stop lucking it when I've got luck to use?? ^_~

 

A little girl in the house.

January 18th 2010 11:00 am
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Ma brought a little bc girl into the house on Saturday. I think she's nice, but she likes Rui better. I try to play, but I guess she doesn't like me biting her on the head, cuz she spins around and tells me to stop. But then I just woo woo woooo in her face! BOL!

Not like a boy pup at all, I say. I'm going to have to get used to this . . . daintiness.

 

Sledding!

January 9th 2010 3:27 pm
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My mama doesn't know ANYTHING about sledding besides that I get to pull.

She has an old tobaggen in the garage, so today she decided to give it a try. And to the park we went.

I tried to pull it with her sister on it, I DID try!! Mama even encouraged me, and I tried to run over to her. No success. At my best, the tobaggen only moved an inch. After that I cocked me head at her and and tyried to say, "what do you expect me to do?" And she STILL kept trying to get me to move! This heavy thing's not going anywhere Ma!!

So I started telling her off. "Woo woo woooooo!" You don't get it?? Okay. So I walked right up to her face and "woo woo wooooed" there. Finally, she realized that I couldn't pull it by myself.

Aaahhhh. . . humans can be so dense.

She grabbed hold of my leash, and started helping me pull. Then the fun started!!! I LUVED pulling!! Mama was winded after only one round (cuz she's not in shape!), but I was always ready for more!!

We both had a good time. So maybe, we'll do it lots more before winter is over.

BTW. My breeder has puppies. She trying to get them all homes before she relocates to Tennessee. Ma is soooo tempted.
And not being able to pull myself might be her temptation! *wink wink*.
If I had a husky brother, I'd make sure we made trouble together!

 

I know now.

December 30th 2009 4:31 pm
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My border collie furbrudder went to the bridge on Christmas Day. He was my favoritest playmate. We ran together. Wrestled together. So when ma came home without him, I wanted to know where he went.

For two days, I would pull ma around outside looking for him. Happy.

But I know now.

And it makes me sad.

I'm sorry that I made you think the street was a good place to be.

Run forever little brudder. You brought joy for the short time you were with us. Hopefully, soon, I'll get my joy back.

 
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