Photo Comments Age: 18 Years Sex: Female Weight: 1-10 lbs
Leave a bone for Gordita
Gordy, Wigglebutt, Munchbutt, Baby, Bean
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August 10th 1997
Freeze Dried Liver, Eating, Car Trips, Cookies (Doggie of course), Stuffed Hot Dogs, Fuzzy Cat mice (to leave plastic entrails over Mom's carpet)!
Dogs weighing more than 5.5 lbs, who foolishly believe they are tougher than her! Showers, days below 78 degrees, manicures.
Stuffed Llama known as "Gross Obscenity Despite Repeat Bleachings", pronounced "GO-derb".
Cat food, those tasty, wonderful morsels that fall from the sky off the kitty tower!
The perilous trail of the Red leather couch to the Master Bedroom, where cats be lurkin' in the dark, and shoes be strewn in hallways!
Expert at "the barrel roll", "the prairie dog", convincing any unsuspecting person to give her forbidden people food!
Gordy was introduced to me while doing what I'm absolutely sure she was put on earth to do: eating kibble out of nearly indiscernable cracks of the floor. When she looked up at me with those bulbous, brown puppy eyeballs, I knew she was mine. Her Yoda like expression told me "Go home with you, I must! Dress in adorable clothing and lavish love and affection upon me you will!"
Gordy is amazing. She manipulates men with her brain...convincing them to sneak her steak, chicken, and other forbidden morsels Mom would NEVER approve of. She has convinced a cat that weighs more than twice her weight that she is his mother, so he grooms her every night and must sleep next to her providing her with an additional heat source. Beware her mind powers!!! That little forehead is HUGE for a reason!! She will probably take over earth.
What is that?...can I eat it?
I've Been On Dogster Since:
|December 22nd 2004
||More than 10 years!
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