Age: 10 Years Sex: Male Weight: 100+ lbs
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August, Max, Maxim, "Og", Aug, The Beast, The BeastMaster
November 25th 2005
Wrestling with other dogs! Playing with footballs & any kind of ball! Bones of all kinds & the bigger the better. Children! Mom & Dad & the young adults enfamile.
Squirrels & when I'm not allowed to chase them! Birds swooping down at my head outside! When no one wants to play.
Balls of all kinds. The kid's toys and playing chase with them.
Was on a raw diet with rice and other things as fiber, so raw meat, steak, squirrels which I'm not allowed to eat & Blue Buffalo the wild dog type.
Anywhere! Love to run! Places with water so I can swim.
Frisbee. Dog wrestling. Children wrangling and wrestling. Jumping fences to chase people out of the yard.
Originally I came from Germany or my parents did. That's right -- I'm old stock German Sherpherd and an extra large dog. I'm a trained guard dog, could have been a police dog but then they found out how plus size I was gonna be and decided that I was a bit too intimidating and that I might eat them out of house & home. My owners or original people knew my parents & knew they had had problems with a group of burglars who kept following them wherever they moved angry cause the dogs kept them from the house & bit some of them, but that's resolving now & the burglars are out on these bizarre mentals which I will undoubtedly cover in my journal. I was last seen, well heard yelping terribly after I chased the burglars on down the street and into the woods.
Know where I was found? My microchip was defective or the service went down, but when the security dogs services an elite group of service dogs, began inventorying the dogs as they were missing some and yet had too many, they found my tag tucked under my collar and had one dog heck of a time tracking down my parents, but track them down they did. For now, I'm still earning my keep with the security dogs so I can be fed but one day soon I'm going home to my beloved family. They have no idea although the security co. is investigating, how the devil I wound up with the security dogs, but there are others like me so... The kids and teens wished upon falling stars that I might be returned and reunite the family. Hey, sometimes those falling stars wishes come true too! They were adamant that they be allowed out late during a meteor shower when they were told that's mainly what falling stars were! Yeah, my beloved children & teens (sorry know you prefer young adults) sometimes those wishes do come true so remember that when you see a falling star and make a wish....
Swimming Against the Current Again!!!!
It's Raining Hamburgers!!!!:
I've Been On Dogster Since:
|June 14th 2009
||More than 7 years!
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August 14th 2009 3:08 am
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Wouldn't it just be great if I could wear this costume for work? This would really, really scare away any of the bad guys because just the cache of little skulls would do something to their heads! Better, the body armor looks sort of reptilian so they might even think if I could actually stand up & walk around on two feet like a human that I was some sort of extraterrestrial HuDog & think maybe that life on my other planet was reptilian cross canine so that we might be squeezing python or boa constrictor dogs standing on two feet or that we might be poisonous fanged dogs reptiles meaning HuDogSnake so they would want to avoid our fangs. Just a thought. I work a security job and really enjoy my job, but it gets tiring sometimes and they depend on my presence as a big oversized dog & that of other dogs like me some not quite so big & my intelligence to alert them the humans to any dangers & to any intruders or potential burglars or other type trespassers such as just insane people or violent drug addicts even though some of the places we work are good neighborhoods. Just a passing thought that a get up like that with true weaponary to it & me with the ability to use it would put me at more than a slight advantage and would the other dogs there too.
Hope to see my family tomorrow at the Kitthaven Pool Party for Beckham the cat. Looking forward to it. Might not be able to attend for long, but look forward to attending for at least a little time.
August Max from service dog world
August 8th 2009 6:39 am
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Yes, we will in high probablility likelihood be there! Might be late or might have to leave early or both but we will be there at some point barring emergency jobs! Isn't this a great Predator Costume? Not that I would eat any dogs or cats on Dogster or any of the typists humans that bark & meow for them! But anyone bothers my family I might consider turning Predator! Oh I just love this costume! Don't I look sharp? Great? Just a devilshly handsome dog (slicking back ears) in this evil costume and so of course ladies are always attracted to the bad guys!
Well nap time. Just got off work and think we're actually off today!
August 2nd 2009 9:16 pm
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Too bad! We were hoping to get to go but work and rest come first and we needed to do a little of both. No, wasn't because we didn't get a swimsuit pic in time because we just would have done the come as you are thing the way we have done on two cruises and a wedding, but we just couldn't make it. Notice most of the angel cats didn't make it either reading it through the party just a few minutes ago. We really would have enjoyed it especially those bacon wrapped steaks that Dino the husband of Lexus aka Lexi provided and looked like a good time with the Beach Boys music too sort of a retro 1960's Beach party beach movie theme and that would have been fun, but just couldn't get there and did try to break away. Glad that our angel dogs Agnes & BabyLove & Josey Wales made it and our earthbound family member Augie joined in on the fun and noticed he did a come as you are -- no new pics on his page and he said they couldn't get the photo loaded? Yeah bet it's dark around those computer screens on that Carolina Dog project Augie! (Big Laugh!) We will try to do better with the diary things and try to check in with groups a few times per week but we do have to work and our people do have to sleep and I work very long shifts with my foster Dad sometimes 12 & 14 hours but we will try for a few minutes at a time to get in there and stay in touch with everyone. Thanks to my original Dad from foster Dad here and he looks forward to having a puppy & he will hold you to that promise! Says it will be both a pet and a working dog his constant companion.
AAARRRROOOOO! August Max
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