Life on the Ranch

Puppy Laws

September 14th 2009 1:54 pm
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Hey! If it comes in my yard and it tastes good the Puppy Law clearly states that I'm supposed to eat it!

How dare Mom get shocked because she found a bird in my mouth. Now, in a court of law I would be entitled to tell my side of the story, summon witnesses and be innocent until proven guilty...hrmph!

What ever happened to the old cliche: "Possession is 9/10ths of the Law"...beats me!

You can take the Wolf out of the dog but you can NEVER...I repeat....NEVER... take the Puppy out of the dog....!!!!!

Have a splendid day!

STAR
Ruler of the backyard
XOXOXO

 

The STAR News

July 4th 2009 10:03 am
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WOW...I have a Diary entry. Well, the title of my Diary is I "Herd" it Through the Grapevine because I am from a herding breed of dog known as an Australian Cattle Dog!

Anyhoo, in honor of my pal Shiloh's 20th Diary entry and her generosity Mom is allowing me to send out some rosette gifts to a few of my friends today.

In return I hope they spread the "love" and send some of their furiends some gifts....

I would like to spread the "love" to the following pups:

Dizzy 360754
Tessy 894307
Buttercup 396743
Angel Karley 969576

That's it for now...over and out...hope my pals enjoy their rosettes!

Kisses!

STAR

 

SOLD! To the Highest Bidder

June 13th 2009 10:09 am
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Talk about fate! All I remember about last night is a lot of noise, shouting, laughing, people screaming out "come on 6" and "let's go Red 32"...I had no idea I was in the middle of a Monte Carlo Night! Nope, I was stuck inside a little cage watching all the action and smelling such wonderful scents coming from the kitchen. Then the magic happened:

There was a man with a microphone talking really fast and he kept shouting out numbers $200..do I hear $300...do I hear $400 and on and on he went until he finally stopped shouting after I heard him say..SOLD to lady in the front row for $800.0! The next thing I know my little cage opens up and I am handed to a really nice lady in a black dress...hmmm...what's happening?!

Well, I went home with the nice lady and it looks like I might be spending the rest of my life with her at her house because you see, she told me in the morning that I was donated to a charity event for a good cause and that because I was so CUTE that I caused a rukus and everyone wanted to have me for their very own!

Well, today marked the first day of the rest of my life. I'm spending my very first day at my furever home with my new Mommy and my new fur-sister Jewels on 2 acres. I was scared at first but that lasted about 1 minute..BOL..now I'm running around and playing in my yard! I'm still only a puppy so my teeth are like little Ginsu knives...heehee. Mom is taking me shopping today for all of my new "gear" and this will be our first "official" outing together in public...wish me luck!!!

Kisses!

STAR
xoxoxo

 
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