In honor of the Westminster Dog Show, the American Kennel Club introduced some new official dog breeds, Team Coco reported. Team Coco is, of course, Conan O’Brien’s operation over there at late-night TV, and this is all simply hilarious.
Here are the new breeds:
The Double-Ended Chihuahua
“I have a lot of questions about that dog,” says Conan.
“It seems like it’d be easy clean up, though,” says Andy.
The Basset Hound Extreme
“His natural enemy is the escalator.”
The Average Dane
“The cousin to the Great Dane, but it’s chosen a more conventional life and image.”
The Hovering Saint Bernard
“Genetically engineered to never track dirt inside the house.”
The R2-Shih Tzu
“That dog has no idea what’s going on.”
Via Team Coco