Last week we told you about the top puppy names of the year — Bella, ugh. This week we’ll touch on trends in the dog-naming industry as a whole, according to Rover.com, beginning with this terrifying statistic:
Yikes. That means that soon all dogs will be named after Frozen characters, probably by next summer. Here’s a stat that pleases us more:
Are you dying right now? “C’mere, Coconut!” “Down, Kale!” “Get off the table, Vino!” Food-themed names are the best.
Nature-themed names like Moose, Lightening, and Panda also rose 78 percent compared to last year. Why? Hard to say. Maybe find someone whose dog has one of those names and ask them. That’s our plan!
Now for the good stuff: Pop culture. Let’s just dump some remarkable findings down here all at once:
What can we make of all this? For one, a lot of people are calling their dogs Jeter. We could imagine two or three people doing that, but any more than that just makes our brain hurt. Also: Piper. Great dog name. Good job, people. We’re not sure, however, about Bruno Mars. We’re fairly certain not all dogs named Bruno are named after Bruno Mars. We imagine maybe four of them are. The rest of the Brunos out there are named Bruno because Bruno has and always will be a cool dog name. Bruno. It’s just feels right. Stop taking credit for a good dog name, Mars.
Here are the top pop culture-related names of 2014:
I’m as confused as you are. Are we a culture of eight-year-olds and people obsessed with violent medieval high-fantasy? Oh, wait.
Rover.com also reports that people are naming their dogs Siri, Tesla, Pixel, and Google. We’d like to meet those people. Imagine being the guy who named his dog Google. That would follow you to the grave.
In happier reports, Rover.com said that 94 percent of people considered their dogs family, 74 percent identified more with the term “pet parent” than “dog owner,” and 67 million households in the U.S. have a pet.
What’s your dog’s name? Did you go classic or trendy? Would you name your dog Kale? Come on, why not? Kale is a great dog name! Tell us about it in the comments.
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