Anyone know what the wacky announcer is saying about Kackel Dackel (Literally: Poop Dashchund, I think)? The way the initial cartoon guffaws about the neighbor slipping on the dog’s poop is — well, it’s unique. And that little boy in the middle looks positively possessed when his TV brother is squeezing the handle of the extendo-leash to make the dog poop. It’s 18 seconds of bizarre German commercial fun you won’t want to miss.

By the way, since seeing the commercial yesterday morning, I’ve tried squeezing the handle of Jake’s extendo-leash to make him poop faster on his walks, but he just won’t cooperate. Maybe he needs new batteries…