Dogs, noble and loyal creatures as they are, have been providing comedic entertainment for humans for centuries. From slobbery kisses to tail-wagging dance moves, they can always get a laugh out of us. And when it comes to knock-knock jokes, their woofs are second to none.
Here are some of the best (aka cringiest) knock-knock jokes around—with some extra jokes at the end!
The 13 Funniest Dog Knock-Knock Jokes
Like all the best knock-knock jokes, these dog jokes will make you smile, cringe, and laugh all at once:
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut pull my dog’s tail, or he’ll bite you!
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Defense.
Defense who?
Defense has a hole in it—that’s how our dog got loose.
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is open the door.
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze a good dog?
Dog Knock-Knock Jokes With Names
Who doesn’t love a knock-knock joke with name puns? Here are some of our favorites:
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hugh
Hugh who?
Hugh’s a good dog? Me, right?
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen over to pet the dog.
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you walk the dog for me?
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver sudden my dog went crazy!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron a little faster, will you? There’s a dog after us!
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ty.
Ty who?
Ty up the dog before he runs away.
Dog Knock-Knock Jokes About Love
Sometimes, the best way to show how much you love your dog is by telling a joke about doggy love. Try out some of these:
11. Knock, knock!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Puppy.
Puppy who?
Puppy love!
13. Knock, knock!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dasum.
Dasum who?
Dasum cute dog!
More Dog Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the dog who invented knock-knock jokes?
A: The other dogs gave him a no-bell prize.
Q: What do you call sleeping puppies?
A: Hush Puppies
Q: What’s the coolest dog?
A: A pup-sicle
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because Frost bites
Q: Which dog breed loves living in the Big Apple?
A: A New Yorkie
Q: Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?
A: Because all he ever said was “Rough, Rough”
Q: What do you call a magic dog?
A: A labra-cadabra-dor
Q: What trick did the loaf of bread teach the dog?
A: Roll over!
Q: Why is it called a litter of puppies?
A: Because they’ll trash the place.
Conclusion
These dog knock-knock jokes are perfect for when you’re stuck in a rut and need some lighthearted laughter. Share them with your friends, family, or coworkers. You can also include them in birthday cards or special occasions like National Dog Day!
But no matter where you are, just always be sure to make it fun and enjoy the moment. After all, dogs bring so much joy to our lives that it’s only fair that we return the favor with some classic (and corny) jokes!
Happy joking!
See also:
Featured Image Credit: Happy monkey, Shutterstock
The 13 Funniest Dog Knock-Knock Jokes
