Dear Frank: My boyfriend got me a cat turd for my birthday. It was super nice of him, but it’s not the exact one I wanted. How do I ask him for the receipt so I can exchange it without making him mad?
Not Right in Napa
Dear Not: Even with a gift receipt, you’re not putting that thing back where it came from. Just enjoy your cat turd and appreciate the thought your boyfriend put into the gift.
Dear Frank: Are humans born with no fur?
Curious in Calabasas
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Dear Frank: What’s the best advice you’ve ever received?
Botwin in Las Vegas
Dear Botwin: Well, my grandpa always said, “Bark, bark. Bark, bark… bark.” So wise.