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Ask Frank: I Like to Rip the Heads Off of My Toys. What Does That Say About Me?

Our wise Frenchie helps a reader with a love of beheading toys. Also, Frank shares his fitness routine.

Frank  |  Nov 18th 2016

Editor’s note: Earlier this year, we chatted with Frank of Ask Frank fame. This witty and wise French Bulldog dispenses advice over the Internet, on his blog, and in adorable videos. We were thrilled when Frank agreed to become a regular Dogster contributor. Look for his column every Friday on Dogster.

Fruit Fly Attack


Dear Frank: The other day, I was guarding the bananas and a fruit fly flew straight into my mouth! I swallowed it! Can you die from eating fruit flies? What is going to happen to me?

Fruit Fly Freak-Out in Fresno

Dear Fruit Fly: Why were you guarding the bananas?



Dear Frank: Do you work out?

Jacked in Jacksonville

Play the video to see Frank’s answer.

Off With Their Heads


Dear Frank: I accidentally beheaded one of my toys recently. And I loved it! Now, I can’t even play with a toy for very long before I rip the head right off. Should I be concerned with what this says about me?

PJ in Indiana

Dear PJ: As long as your habit stays focused on non-living objects, I see no problem with this activity. Off with their heads!


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