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Online retailer Lyst announced it would start selling puppies to match its stylish outfits. So not a good idea.
- May 13, 2016
Online retailer Lyst announced it would start selling puppies to match its stylish outfits. So not a good idea.
An Adventist Medical Center employee who is paid enough to know better violated the ADA in a spectacular fashion, according to a lawsuit.
- May 12, 2016
An Adventist Medical Center employee who is paid enough to know better violated the ADA in a spectacular fashion, according to a lawsuit.
After police arrived, the Hana Steakhouse manager did something equally stupid: He offered to seat them in a separate room.
- March 25, 2016
After police arrived, the Hana Steakhouse manager did something equally stupid: He offered to seat them in a separate room.
When he’s on a hike, Pico the dog likes to walk mere inches from the edge of a cliff. Why is his human allowing this?
- February 10, 2016
When he’s on a hike, Pico the dog likes to walk mere inches from the edge of a cliff. Why is his human allowing this?
Two dogs were picked up as strays, but when their owners came to the shelter, they only took home the younger pup.
- February 2, 2016
Two dogs were picked up as strays, but when their owners came to the shelter, they only took home the younger pup.
Wayne Junior Barfield is now behind bars for this very stupid crime, and the puppy is receiving veterinary care.
- January 25, 2016
Wayne Junior Barfield is now behind bars for this very stupid crime, and the puppy is receiving veterinary care.
He killed one kitty, injured another, and threw a much-loved Houston pet clinic into disarray.
- January 21, 2016
He killed one kitty, injured another, and threw a much-loved Houston pet clinic into disarray.
Fortunately, help was quickly on the way, and the dog who served New York for years now has the retirement he deserves.
- December 17, 2015
Fortunately, help was quickly on the way, and the dog who served New York for years now has the retirement he deserves.
He thought he had a fine operation, growing his 734 marijuana plants. There was only one problem: All those police dogs next door.
- December 10, 2015
He thought he had a fine operation, growing his 734 marijuana plants. There was only one problem: All those police dogs next door.
Katie “Brown” Lemansky posted a photo of her deed to Facebook, gloating over the act. Police have charged this cruel bonehead.
- December 1, 2015
Katie “Brown” Lemansky posted a photo of her deed to Facebook, gloating over the act. Police have charged this cruel bonehead.
Jubilee wanted nothing more than to be near her owner, so he dumped her at a shelter — and not even a no-kill one.
- November 24, 2015
Jubilee wanted nothing more than to be near her owner, so he dumped her at a shelter — and not even a no-kill one.
Armstrong agitated a police dog on purpose before the recent Raiders-Steelers game, and he could face third-degree felony charges for it.
- November 17, 2015
Armstrong agitated a police dog on purpose before the recent Raiders-Steelers game, and he could face third-degree felony charges for it.
The six-month-old dog, named June, had been left like that on a balcony for all hours, and nobody would do anything about it — including the local sheriff.
- November 12, 2015
The six-month-old dog, named June, had been left like that on a balcony for all hours, and nobody would do anything about it — including the local sheriff.
Uri Ariel’s very bad, no good idea is to ship stray dogs and cats to other countries instead of spaying and neutering them.
- November 10, 2015
Uri Ariel’s very bad, no good idea is to ship stray dogs and cats to other countries instead of spaying and neutering them.
The dog did not die. David was just being a bonehead. Don’t be a bonehead, David.
- November 5, 2015
The dog did not die. David was just being a bonehead. Don’t be a bonehead, David.
I understand the lure of a purebred puppy, but there are too many homeless pets for me ever to support buying a dog from a breeder.
- November 2, 2015
I understand the lure of a purebred puppy, but there are too many homeless pets for me ever to support buying a dog from a breeder.
Fortunately, sheriff’s deputies got to the couple in time and put a stop to their stupidity.
- October 29, 2015
Fortunately, sheriff’s deputies got to the couple in time and put a stop to their stupidity.
Police are seeking the unidentified man who took his dog on an insane and dangerous walk.
- October 22, 2015
Police are seeking the unidentified man who took his dog on an insane and dangerous walk.
Reliford Cooper III got drunk and drove, led police on a high-speed chase, and then tried to blame it on his dog. Does he even have a dog?
- October 14, 2015
Reliford Cooper III got drunk and drove, led police on a high-speed chase, and then tried to blame it on his dog. Does he even have a dog?
In what might be the stupidest Facebook post ever, a woman’s attempt at a “joke” landed her in jail.
- October 8, 2015
In what might be the stupidest Facebook post ever, a woman’s attempt at a “joke” landed her in jail.
Barking came from under a recently repaired sidewalk, but officials could not have cared less.
- October 1, 2015
Barking came from under a recently repaired sidewalk, but officials could not have cared less.
She didn’t want her Saint Bernard mix anymore, so she posted a message asking if anyone “had the heart” to shoot Cinnamon. Huh?
- September 24, 2015
She didn’t want her Saint Bernard mix anymore, so she posted a message asking if anyone “had the heart” to shoot Cinnamon. Huh?
Major Diggs Brown: “I said it’s my service dog, and she said, ‘I don’t care, you need to leave, we don’t have dogs in the restaurant.'”
- September 17, 2015
Major Diggs Brown: “I said it’s my service dog, and she said, ‘I don’t care, you need to leave, we don’t have dogs in the restaurant.'”
Fortunately, the 2015 raffle was called off due to public outcry — but the Cleveland County Sheriff’s Office in North Carolina has been doing this for more than 12 years!
- September 11, 2015
Fortunately, the 2015 raffle was called off due to public outcry — but the Cleveland County Sheriff’s Office in North Carolina has been doing this for more than 12 years!
People, as a fellow dog lover, I just have one simple request from you: Don’t let your dog hang half his body — or even his head — outside the car window.
- September 4, 2015
People, as a fellow dog lover, I just have one simple request from you: Don’t let your dog hang half his body — or even his head — outside the car window.
Please do not buy this zombie dog muzzle, and don’t let your friends buy this boneheaded product either.
- September 3, 2015
Please do not buy this zombie dog muzzle, and don’t let your friends buy this boneheaded product either.
United Airlines had to remove a passenger who would not put her aggressive dog in his carrier.
- August 18, 2015
United Airlines had to remove a passenger who would not put her aggressive dog in his carrier.
There’s a difference between Pit Bulls and mountain lions, but apparently one man in Milwaukee doesn’t know that.
- July 24, 2015
There’s a difference between Pit Bulls and mountain lions, but apparently one man in Milwaukee doesn’t know that.
A luxury co-op has taken apartment regulations to a new level: All residents must prove that their dog is not a prohibited breed with DNA testing or a letter from a vet.
- June 18, 2015
A luxury co-op has taken apartment regulations to a new level: All residents must prove that their dog is not a prohibited breed with DNA testing or a letter from a vet.
John Robinson was tired of dogs leaving poop in his yard, so he spread several pounds of chocolate chips in the grass. His neighbors are not happy.
- June 4, 2015
John Robinson was tired of dogs leaving poop in his yard, so he spread several pounds of chocolate chips in the grass. His neighbors are not happy.
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Agriculture Minister Has Boneheaded Plan for Dealing With Israeli’s Strays