A widespread question about canine behavior is this: Why do dogs insist on rolling on wretched, repulsive, nauseating things? When I hear it, I always think of Trucker and his nonchalant ways of dropping to do the “smelly roll,” often when I least expect it.
We used to live in a subdivision nestled along a river. Trucker came into my life with severe separation anxiety, anxiety that made him crawl through screened windows, mangle doorknobs with his teeth and mutilate wood trim. He seemed more comfortable if I left him in our fenced-in yard when I was gone. But I had never left a pet outside unattended, and it made me nervous.
In the course of getting to know Trucker, an animal behaviorist told me, “I give you permission to leave your dog outside.” If it helped him stay calm and not hurt himself by chewing on objects or running away, and he was safe in the yard with shelter (my garage), it was an option.
Our yard, however, wasn’t the only domain Trucker claimed. I learned from neighbors that while I was gone he jumped over our fence to explore their yards, then trotted back home at his leisure and hopped back over the fence.
One afternoon I came home from work and he was in the fenced yard, standing in the breezeway and covered in a greenish-black, oily substance, which soaked his white neck fur to the skin. His new $40 red collar was black, and he smelled so vile that I could not stand to be close to him. He sought my attention fervently while I slipped his collar off over his head, left it outside and hurried him to the bathtub. Two baths later and he still smelled.
The next morning I took him to be professionally groomed. When I explained to the groomer what had happened, I opened a baggie containing his soiled collar. Her response was, “Oh, my” and a step backwards. The professional groom helped, and I purchased a deodorizing pet shampoo for future smelly rolls. His identification tags I soaked in Lysol, and I washed the collar several times. I had to throw away the washcloth I used to bathe him.
To this day I have no idea what he rolled in. My theories are slimy algae and goose poop he found along the riverbank, or oil and debris he found under a neighbor’s boat trailer.
We moved a year later to another home along the river. Trucker trotted off one afternoon while we were outside and came back to greet me with another large greenish-black smudge on his neck. I’m quite sure it was also goose poop.
My friend Nan’s little terrier mix named Cocoa also has a preference for rolling on bird poop. But one afternoon, Nan said, she picked an exotic smelly to accentuate her coat –- a dead, dehydrated toad.
My latest smelly roll incident came after a very long day at work and tending to troublesome family matters afterwards. When I came home that afternoon, Trucker rushed outside to enjoy a stroll around the yard. We were walking around gardens in front of house when I heard him snorting behind me. He was rolling in the grass — smiling, grunting — and I moved closer to rub his belly.
That’s when I realized what he was rolling on — runny, smelly dog poop. When he looked at me he had streaks of this wretched stuff all over his shoulders, the side of his face and his red collar (the same $40 red collar he desecrated during his first smelly roll).
I could not yell at him. He was just being a dog. Beyond exhausted already, I took him to the backyard, brought out a bucket of warm water and pet deodorizing shampoo and washed his head and neck down to the middle of his back. I knew I couldn’t bring him inside to bathe him because he immediately rolls on blankets, the carpet and so forth.
The collar received spraying by the garden hose and was promptly taken to the washing machine for another deep clean.
I have read pet-expert comments that dogs do the smelly roll to camouflage their scent. Ironic, since we groom our dogs and spray them with fruity and perfumey scents. It’s hard to harmonize in nature when you smell like a basket of potpourri.
I remember Trucker’s first professional groom. He became a mobile air freshener at home, bringing me relaxing apricot smells. The reality is, every time we groom our dogs they are going to snuff out those soaps and sprays. The surprise is what they’ll choose to replace them with.
Does your dog roll around in horrible things? What horrible things? Tell us about all the grossness in the comments, and don’t hold back!
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About Tracy Ahrens: A modern-day Tasha Tudor with a pen as an eleventh phalanx, Tracy is a magnet for small children and creatures, along with strange mishaps and writing errors in need of correcting. Her mind is akin to a 24-hour bustling liquor store and prone to late-night inspiration. She’s most happy planting or pruning something, drinking tea, throwing a tomahawk, drawing or napping. Her obsessive compulsions include planting a peck on each of her pets’ heads before leaving home and brushing/flossing her teeth before bed. Add her book, “Raising My Furry Children,” to your collection.
6 thoughts on “Let’s Talk: Does Your Dog Love to Roll in Stinky Things?”
While living in the California desert a six foot Gopher snake died in the empty lot next door. I let my miniature Poodle out for her morning bathroom run and let her back in a little later but noticed she smelled horrible. I couldn’t leave her in the house smelling like something dead and wondered what she had rolled in. Upon investigation I discovered the dead snake. I was dressed for work and could hardly pick her up so put on a robe, then wrapped her in a towel , picked her up and drove to her groomers . They very graciously accepted her, cleaned her up and doggy sat until l
picked her up after work. Certainly my very worst smelly experience but Tiki seemed very happy about it all .
We’ve had our adult dogs for a year, and thus far they found 2 different rotting muskrat, and a dead Canada goose to roll in! Horrible smell – and oily, too. Similar to being skunked.
One of my Shih Tzu finds something disgusting to roll in, he comes in with matter on his neck that smells worse than poop. I’ve checked out the spots where he’s gone, and can’t find the source so I could eliminate it. It’s the same odor each time. Yuck.
My Shih Tzu ,Bree,
does the same thing; however I believe it to be something dead or maybe another animal she’s chasing after. I know one thing I can’t keep her away from a certain area of the back yard. We do know that there are more than one cat that hides out in our back utility barn. I won’t go out there because of fear I may run into a wild animal like a fox, rat, etc… I scold her and she knows she is not to go around that area but something attracts her daily. She sees something out there that I do not; she will growl and bark when she is on the inside. When she comes in she tries to hide from me, and slithers around until I notice the smell.
You brought back many memories of my handsome Trucker rolling in smelly things. I lost Trucker to cancer in January 2018. Thank you so much for sharing and reading my story. – Tracy Ahrens
My dog rolls in poop all the time! It makes me crazy! Even after a bath she still stinks. Recentlyv he had rolled in poop 2 times in one day. For as much as she hates baths, you would think she would learn to quit rolling in poo. We live by farm fields and this darn farmer next to us always seems to have poop piles in his field for spreading.