As the Twilight series draws to a close, so do our opportunities to parody it and put the final nail in that coffin.

Making a vast improvement on the original, the Pet Collective has released its own version of the teen vampire saga, starring dogs as the infamous Bella and Edward. The result is Barking Dawg: Paw 2. Yes, it’s just as silly as the movie it’s making gentle fun of.

Featuring a vampire Pug as Bella and cloaked hounds as the “Dogturi,” the trailer for Barking Dawg promises 90 minutes of action-packed dog battles. Accused of creating an immortal puppy (apparently a big no-no), Bella-Pug and Edward-Shepherd go snout to snout with the Dogturi, who threaten the blood-sucking immortal dog family for transgressing some sort of ancient law of vampires. Really though, we just think “immortal puppy” sounds funny.

Thanks to the help of some special effects, it looks like Bella and Edward are up against some pretty threatening villains … those dogs draped in CGI cloaks hovering through the snow are pretty spooky-looking.

What do you think? Would you see this movie? Are you planning on checking out the real Breaking Dawn movie when it comes out? We think we might prefer the dog version!