On the bad parts of the Internet, there are lots of videos of people too drunk to do anything but lie down and look stupid. If you see one of them, you immediately feel dirty afterward, because you are sitting in a chair watching someone drunk on YouTube — if you don’t feel queasy about it, you’re doing it wrong.
You won’t have that problem with this video.
Sure, its participants are wasted, often unable to stand or even move their heads, but they’re so damn innocent about the whole thing it’s adorable. They are dogs. They just did their “good boy” for the day, by going to the vet. They are pumped up with anesthesia and are content with letting the day pass by without them.
They are tanked.
Some are so loaded that not even a bounced tennis ball can stir them from their comas. And yet, because they are not college students, they are not taking off their shoes or screaming at the camera or challenging streetlamps to fights. They are dogs. They just want to looking lovingly into their owners’ eyes or pass out in their arms.
Here’s “Dogs Stoned After the Vet,” put together by College Humor: