Bad Joke Thread

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Sierra (In- Loving- Memory)

Life is a stage,- ham it up!
Barked: Thu Jul 21, '11 6:50pm PST 
So, did you hear the one about the butter?
Never mind, you'd just spread it! WOOOO! big laugh

Tell me some awful jokes! The cornier the better!
Dozer ~ CGC

Life is about- clicking and- sleeping
Barked: Sun Jul 31, '11 3:59pm PST 
What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!

Proud to be a- Pit!
Barked: Thu Aug 25, '11 2:04pm PST 
That's a good one Dozer!

Q: What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

A: Excuse me today, I'm a little horse.

laugh out loud

Cosmo -In- Loving- Memory-

I've earned my- wings.
Barked: Thu Aug 25, '11 2:12pm PST 
Q: What did the coach say to the vending machine?
A: Give me my Quarterback!

Q: What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A: A slipper!

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!