What would I do without a dog

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AKA Baby Face
Barked: Fri Mar 19, '10 1:37pm PST 
Just a cute thingy I found online to share.:

If I Didn't Have a Dog...

I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.
My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.

All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture & cars would be free of hair.
When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a kennel.

When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without
wading through fuzzy bodies who beat me there.

I could sit on the couch and my bed the way I wanted,
without taking into consideration how much space
Several fur bodies would need to get comfortable.

I would have money and no guilt to go on a real vacation.
I would not be on a first-name basis with numerous veterinarians
as I put their yet unborn grandkids through college.

The most used words in my vocabulary would not be:
out, sit, down, come, no, stay, and leave him/her/it ALONE.

My house would not be cordoned off into zones with
baby gates or barriers.

My house would not look like a day care center
with toys everywhere.

My pockets would not contain things like poop bags,
treats and an extra leash.

I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L,,
F-R-I-S-B-E-E, W-A-L-K, T-R-E-A-T, R-I-D-E, GO

I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.

I would not look strangely at people who think having
ONE dog/cat ties them down too much.

I'd look forward to spring and the rainy season instead of
dreading 'mud' season.

I would not have to answer the question
'Why do you have so many animals?' from people who will never
have the joy in their lives of knowing they are loved unconditionally
by someone as close to an angel as they will ever get.

How EMPTY my life would be!!!
Author Unknown...

too old to eat- any more KD
Barked: Fri Mar 19, '10 4:35pm PST 
hailhailhail How true it is!

It's great to be- in America!
Barked: Sat Mar 20, '10 6:15pm PST 
True, so true. But I wouldn't trade the poop bags in the car, the dog hair or the muddy paw prints for anything.


Buster's baby- brother!
Barked: Mon Mar 22, '10 6:33am PST 
They have that posted at my Doggy Day Care!! smile applause

AKA Baby Face
Barked: Mon Mar 22, '10 1:24pm PST 
I thought it was cute.

I was at practice this week end and I was watching our training director demostrate for a new person who is interested in doing obedience and he was keeping some of the food in his mouth. He said fish and potatoes.
But, someone said yuck.
One week since I have been feeding raw cooked some beef heart.
I think the taste of it got to me. I laughed and whispered to my bf remember the beef heart. He laughed.
So to this funny list of things I add what would I do without beef heart in my pocket. awwwww. I know so sick huh? smilecheer

Love a bitch- with ball drive!
Barked: Mon Mar 22, '10 10:52pm PST 
All of that is so true!! laugh out loud

Futuristic Bow- Wow
Barked: Tue Mar 23, '10 8:17am PST 
yep yep ^^