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Who's Feeling Silly? > Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart...
hazel *WoOt- WoOt*

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Barked: Wed Aug 13, '08 5:32pm PST 
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when someone isnt looking, grab all of the things in their buggy, throw them in the air, yell "KA-BLAM!" and run.

turn all of the televisions in the electronics section on teletubbies, or the wiggles, or something else annoying.

imitate characters from a movie/TV show

put all of the talking and singing toys in one place and turn them all on at once

take a bunch of things from the store, and set up a rube goldberg machine. to make it even better, make the object of the machine to fling a creme pie or something else messy, preferably at a customer, employee, or manager.

wear a darth vader mask and cape, and go around asking customers to "come to the dark side."

paint a fake elevator shaft, hang up a sign that says "out of order," hide, and whenever someone walks by, play a tape of screaming growing distant.

tie all the shopping carts together in twos, forming a line, and push it around the store claiming that you're a shopaholic if anyone asks.

put on a cameo helmet, face paint, and dark sunglasses with one lens, hide in a dressing room, making it unclear that its occupied, and if anyone opens the door, run at them holding out a bannana screaming, "yaaaaa!" then say, "oh, go ahead" and move to another room.

set up a crash pad of pillows, climb up a shelf, and toss down a cardboard cutout of yourself with a blanket for a parachute.

dim the lights, make noise, and project strange shadows onto walls to scare people.

get in the place where the people announce stuff on the PA, and start whacking the microphone and making funny noises, OR say "the store will be closign in one sec... oops, looks like your locked in, bye!"

another version of the above PA gag is to say " the store will be closing in 1 minute." to cause a mad rush. it'll be even better if you say "the new exit is through the managers office."

skateboard through the store, knocking over displays.

use a grappling hook to climb up shelves/displays in a rock climbing uniform, then yell "i made it!!"
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Who's Feeling Silly? > I Wish...
hazel *WoOt- WoOt*

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Barked: Sat Jul 26, '08 8:54pm PST 
granted, but they are super expensive and your mom doesnt buy them for you.




i wish i knew what to say right now!
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Dog of the Day & Week > Afro Ken is Dog of the Week!

hazel *WoOt- WoOt*

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Barked: Tue Jul 22, '08 10:04pm PST 
cheercheercheercheercheercheercheercheercheercheerpartypartypartypartypartypartypartysnoopysnoopysnoopysnoopysnoopysnoopysnoopysnoopy snoopysnoopysnoopysnoopyhappy dancehappy dancehappy dancehappy dancehappy dancehappy dancehappy dancehappy dancehappy danceway to goway to goway to goway to goway to gohamster dancehamster dancehamster dance
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Who's Feeling Silly? > I Wish...

hazel *WoOt- WoOt*

this- is MY- couch!
 
 
Barked: Tue Jul 22, '08 10:04am PST 
granted, now you can climb up a tree. UP.






i wish i had another bag of snausages... i dont. frown
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Who's Feeling Silly? > Pup\'s Kitchen

hazel *WoOt- WoOt*

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Barked: Tue Jul 22, '08 9:59am PST 
bacon and noodles on pizza?
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Who's Feeling Silly? > If My Dog Worked In A Restaurant
hazel *WoOt- WoOt*

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Barked: Sat Jul 19, '08 11:09pm PST 
i would notice, and run to the machine for some popcorn!
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Puppy Place > Cant find a name that fits! Help??

hazel *WoOt- WoOt*

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Barked: Fri Jul 11, '08 6:06pm PST 
patches.
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Who's Feeling Silly? > I Wish...

hazel *WoOt- WoOt*

this- is MY- couch!
 
 
Barked: Sat Jul 5, '08 3:04pm PST 
granted...... but it storms after you leave!






i wish i could get on the couch without the big white sheet on it
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Dogster Crushes > build-a-stuffie workshop!

hazel *WoOt- WoOt*

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Barked: Sun Jun 29, '08 1:00am PST 
animals (5 bones):
loofa dog
teddy bear
stuffed hedgehog
clothes:
t-shirts (3 bones)
jeans (2 bones)
skirt (4 bones)
dress (5 bones)
accesories:
purse (2 bones)
shoes (2 bones)
bows (free)
coat or vest (4 bones)
full outfits (5 bones):
tinkerbell
mermaid
superman
cinderella
holiday specials:
chirstmas:
santa suit
reindeer antlers
elf costume
halloween:
pumpkin costume
witch costume
ghost costume
valentines day:
cupid outfit
cupids bow
heart shaped box
new years eve:
party dress
tiara
sparkler (fake)
confetti bag (fake)
_00_ t-shirts and glasses
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Dog of the Day & Week > gio is dotw!
hazel *WoOt- WoOt*

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Barked: Wed Jun 25, '08 3:02pm PST 
gio is dotw!party
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