|Barked: Tue Aug 19, '08 7:01pm PST |
|A little girl went up to her mother one day and said, can I take Susie for a walk? "Susie is in heat, so go find daddy and ask him," her mommy replied.
"Daddy, even though Susie's in heat, can I take her for a walk?" the girl asked her daddy. Her daddy told her to wait, and went and came back with some gas in a rag. He wiped Susie's butt with it and said, "You can take Susie for a walk now. Keep her on the leash, though."
Later, the girl came home with no Susie.
"Susie ran out of gas on the way home, but another doggie is pushing her home."
I hope this isn't inappropriate, so just please post if I should take this down before you send me a flaming pmail! I think it is a fine joke.
P.S.-Hey, mom found a bit-o-time today.
Edited by author Tue Aug 19, '08 7:03pm PST
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