 Barked: Mon Aug 27, '07 11:44am PST |
 | |  | | As a serious candidate for president, I have to tell you that the time I spent in "jail" was not because I had done anything wrong. The Fster wanted to go to a Star Trek Convention in Las Vegas, and Angel and I had to go to the "Big House". Yes, we endured the humilitation of being locked up when we were completely innocent of all charges. To make matters worse, there never were any charges (unless you count the money Mommy had to pay them). I was appalled that we would be treated with such disrespect. The "kennel" even fed us "dog food". Can you imagine anything so awful as being locked up and fed dog food? No, if I hadn't lived through it myself. I wouldn't be able to imagine it either. This is why I should be president. I would insist that all dogs be given their own seats on plances. I do believe that a dog should undergo pilot training before he is allowed to actually fly the plane. I know it is a drag, but safety is important. By the way, wouldn't a plane be a great place to shoot down birds? Oh yes, you are flying. You are so cool, Mr. Bird. Sorry, I didn't mean to hit you with my gun. Who would expect to be shot while flying in the air. Goodbye, birdie. Keep thinking pleasant thought. I know I am. |  |  | |  |
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Dogster Obsessions: The Starter Kit for Dogs by Wildebeest
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