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Demon Flash- Bandit

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Barked: Mon Aug 27, '07 11:44am PST 
As a serious candidate for president, I have to tell you that the time I spent in "jail" was not because I had done anything wrong. The Fster wanted to go to a Star Trek Convention in Las Vegas, and Angel and I had to go to the "Big House". Yes, we endured the humilitation of being locked up when we were completely innocent of all charges. To make matters worse, there never were any charges (unless you count the money Mommy had to pay them). I was appalled that we would be treated with such disrespect. The "kennel" even fed us "dog food". Can you imagine anything so awful as being locked up and fed dog food? No, if I hadn't lived through it myself. I wouldn't be able to imagine it either. This is why I should be president. I would insist that all dogs be given their own seats on plances. I do believe that a dog should undergo pilot training before he is allowed to actually fly the plane. I know it is a drag, but safety is important. By the way, wouldn't a plane be a great place to shoot down birds? Oh yes, you are flying. You are so cool, Mr. Bird. Sorry, I didn't mean to hit you with my gun. Who would expect to be shot while flying in the air. Goodbye, birdie. Keep thinking pleasant thought. I know I am.
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Barked: Tue Aug 28, '07 11:16am PST 
Because I am running for president, and I want to show all you dogs out there what a difference I can make, this is your chance to post you own "kennel stories". I'm sure other dogs have experienced the horror of the kennel. I can't fix a problem until I know there is one. Let's hear those horror stories. Remember, the Deemster feels your pain.
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