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How Dachshunds Think!

  
Keno

Is it Time to- Eat Yet?
 
 
Barked: Sun Jul 22, '07 6:39pm PST
Ok, everybody, How True is this?

How Dachshunds Think
(author unknown)

1. If I like it, it’s mine

2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine

3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine

4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine

5. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I’m chewing something, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine

8. If I saw it first, it’s mine

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine!

Edited by author Sun Jul 22, '07 6:40pm PST

Ginger

Brave Heart
 
 
Barked: Mon Jul 23, '07 10:12am PST
So true, so true.