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P.U.P.S. Unite: Issue 2

  
Chandler- ♥

You should try- to eat anything- once.
 
 
Barked: Sun Sep 17, '06 2:07pm PST
I write this entry today, pup brothers and sisters, with lake-wet paws and stinky breathe.... it's just heavenly.

This morning, my owner surprised me with a trip to Emory University's woods. I've never been there before, and even though i had to keep stopping to let my owner flick sand out of her shoes (Note: humans cannot tolerate sand against their skin- we must remember this for when dogs take over the world!), I got to sniff around and taste every stick, stone, and bug. Best of all, I went wading in the water! My owner thought it was cute to see me paddling out farther and farther from the sandy shore- in truth, i was testing the strength of the leash contraption when wet. It is with dissapointment, fellow puppies, that i must tell you that the leash stays strong even after splashing it continuously with water.

In any case, I got to go exploring EVERYWHERE. But then, after an hour and a half, my owner decided it was time to go, and i was just getting started having fun.

Side note: isn't it interesting that in the morning when we puppies are ready to arise and start our day, our owners hide in their beds, BUT THEN, when we are out playing and romping in the woods, owners are in some big hurry and can't stay there all day. The dichotomy of it all! I say we stockpile the sand collected on our paws from outside, and then put the sand in their beds in the morning when we want them to get up (see sand note earlier on in entry); that will get them out of bed in the morning! However, I still do not know how to get my owner to STAY when we are out playing. Any suggestions?

So that has been my day thusfar. My owner bought me some delicious organic wet food as a treat and now when i give people kisses, it smells like chicken and rice. Mmmmm. Those are the best kinds of kisses.

Paws and puppy licks,
Chandler
Arrow

wait for me!
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 18, '06 9:38am PST
Chandler,
My sister Arrow and I have discovered the quickest way to get a human out of bed.
Carrion.
We have both brought kill to the humans whilst they slept. While any of us canines would find this the most delectable gift of breakfast in bed, the humans find it revolting.
As far as going home too early. That does not occur. We have ours trained to run till we drop.
Chandler- ♥

You should try- to eat anything- once.
 
 
Barked: Wed Sep 20, '06 8:09pm PST
BOL Arrow! I can just imagine the looks on their faces!

I am too uncoordinated to catch much of anything... I have a hard time even chasing after a tennis ball (those darn balls are tricky and get lost under my four paws!)... but I know that others will take your suggestion to heart.

Thanks for sharing!
Chandler

Gibbon

I came. I saw.- I conquered!
 
 
Barked: Sat Sep 23, '06 7:26am PST
My greatest feat to date is mastering the art of waking Mom up. Not dad - just Mom. I will crawl on my belly towards her as she is sleeping on her back. I creep up and do the "stare" for about 10 seconds. I arch into play bow position, make two yip sounds and then POUNCE by two front paws right on her stomach.

This has been proven to be very effective!
Chrissy

Chrissy
 
 
Barked: Fri Sep 29, '06 8:05pm PST
I'm slow to respond to the "get them out of bed" question...

I have found "poo-poo farts" to be the single most effective way to get my humans out of bed. Let one of those puppies slip and meer seconds later they both bolt upright, flailing about yelling "I smell poo!!" I have them so trained that they actually give me a cookie in the morning, since it was only a "false alarm."

Give that a shot! smile