PARENTAL INSULTS (AGAIN)

  
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Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Wed Jul 25, '12 6:38am PST 
Good one! My dad always says if someone got me, they'd bring me back when they realized how spoiled I was. I'm pretty cautious though in the front yard. I've seen the dog-catcher truck and I don't want any part of that! eek
JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Thu Jul 26, '12 6:18am PST 
Dawg ketcher??? eek I dint know dem guys wuz still trollin' da streets!
Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Thu Jul 26, '12 7:39am PST 
Oh YES! With cages and everything. Not a good situation. And it says Police Department on the truck! What crimes has a lost dog committed, I'd like to know. Vagrancy?

JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Fri Jul 27, '12 5:37am PST 
thinking...jaywalkin'? loiterin'? trespassin'? an' failyur ta yeeld da right uv way. laugh out loud
Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Fri Jul 27, '12 6:39am PST 
Wonder if they have attorneys who specialize in dawg law? thinking
JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Fri Jul 27, '12 11:58am PST 
I heared dat Dewy, Cheatem & Howe duz pro fideo fur indigent dawgs.
Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Sat Jul 28, '12 5:52am PST 
Sounds like an upstanding firm. You got their bizness card?
JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Mon Jul 30, '12 6:03am PST 
No, I seed 'em on'a tv commurshul. But I members der nummer...1-8oo-shy-ster. laugh out loud
Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Mon Jul 30, '12 6:23am PST 
Good number - easy to remember! I'll store it in my memory banks in case I get accosted by the dreaded dog catcher. Thanx, JL. By the way, you got bail money?
Sophie

Did someone say - SQUIRREL???
 
 
Barked: Mon Jul 30, '12 5:17pm PST 
Mad, you thinkin' of runnin' away or sumpin'? You're sure plannin' ahead. thinking
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